In Legion, in the Warlock class hall, one of the followers has a great line. I admit that I am totally being juvenile here so please enjoy -
Rittssyn Flamescowl:
“I will leave butt cinders”
Yes, yes… I know it’s “but cinders”… but I just imagine he whips out a little flaming corgi and it scoots around on the carpet lol.
Anyone else have a funny line to share?
Maxamillion of Northshire has a few good ones.
Like the quest in Un Goro I think it is? Where he’s trying to save a male Blood Elf from ‘dragons’.
“I’ll save you, fair maiden!”
And then I’m fairly certain he actually throws the poor guy off a cliff to his death iirc…
Captain Krooz: “All aboard! The Greasy Eel’s leavin’ port!”
I don’t have funny lines to share right now… I do have a story of today.
I was playing with a friend of mine who return to the game since Wrath of the Lich King… he was not happy like most with all that change but we kept just joking and playing…until…
He just killed me laughing, when he ask: “Hey, Oz… WHY the F$%^( did Blizz change Jaina to look like Frozen Elsa… please don’t tell me she sings too?”
At that point there was silence and then I said: “Actually she does… in a short video”
After that we were dying laughing almost half and hour making jokes… 
I play almost all BfA never did I though of this… “I’m surprise as funny and cynical the WoW community is they haven’t done a parody of this or even the devs”
Or maybe I’m late to the party when I took a break from the game? 
Good story!
Frozen Jaina ftw!
Ban-lu: " You might want to cut back on the mana buns, Grandmaster…"
The reason I find this funny now is becuase my Monk was originally a Male Mag’har Orc and he never made a compliant about my weight, but my weight is suddenly a problem when I race change to a Vulpera.
I’ve always found the exchange between the “Cookie” McWeaksauce and Admiral Odesyus south of the Exodar funny.
Admiral Odesyus: Hey, Cookie! What’s for dinner tonight? And don’t say chicken!
"Cookie" McWeaksauce: Yarr, Admiral. Let me think about it… Arrr… It be comin’ into focus.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce: It looks like it be succulent pork ribs basted with its own delectable juices and a side o’ Captain Sander’s Secret Sauce - fer dippin’.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce: And fer dessert we be havin’ cheesecake, flown in fresh from Stormwind on the wings o’ angels…
Admiral Odesyus: Wow! Really?
"Cookie" McWeaksauce: No. Not really…
“Cookie” blasts a chicken with a shotgun
"Cookie" McWeaksauce: It be chicken…
Admiral Odesyus: I hate you so much, Cookie.
I always thought that was funny too.
In the warlock order hall when you place lights heart one of your inquisitors will respond;
“Uh… mistress? Is this a prank? Am I being pranked? Very funny mistress!”
“This isn’t a prank?” “But… this place is the heart of evil and darkness in the universe, you can’t be serious!”
I must have missed those or don’t remember. I’ll have to check it out!
https://youtu.be/c6EWYC8uVTg?t=21
Odyn: You are in the Halls of Valor, but we do not grant you the rank of Valarjar
Ymiron: What? That’s unfair! How can you be in the halls of valor and not be a Valarjar?
Odyn: Take a seat, “king” Ymiron.
No, the male blood elf had lost his “purse” in the hot springs. It was a human female he yeeted off the cliff.
https://wow.gamepedia.com/Damsel_by_the_Shore - male blood elf
I think they changed some of that because I didn’t see “corpse” on the female npc when I took an alt thru that quest.
Just about anything with goblins is usually pretty good. Especially when the topic of safety comes up, and they seem either confused or disgusted.
Ah, just remembered a personal favorite: the pre-flight “safety” lecture you’re given before heading out to Twilight Highlands. Highlights include using gas so volatile it explodes at the slightest pressure (“even verbal!”), suicide pills that taste like almonds (“don’t ask us how we know what they taste like”), and a demonstration on using the mounted turrets (“I can hit my house from here!”).
In the hunter class hall there’s a couple Gnomes chatting. One points at all the weapons on the walls and asks which are the hunter weapons, the other responds with “haven’t you heard? All weapons are hunter weapons!”
“Don’t look at me like that. I’m a mage. I did the math. I need exactly 4986 crystals. 4985 is inadequate. 4987 is of course absurd.”
Basically anything Garfrost says.
The Goblin Heritage Armor quest location gave me a great chuckle…
https://i.imgur.com/GtbcYcf.png
Oh yeah - I do love that one too! Talk about an old joke 