Fruit Vendors MUST be the next class

Just think about it. They’ve been in the lore since vanilla. Bimble Longberry, Shan’ti, the mysterious Ogri’la Grubgiver. Legendary heroes providing feed for hunters’ vegetarian pets, and suboptimal health restoration over time to everybody without access to mage food.

With such standout archetypes available, and the wide variety of unique real-world and fantasy fruits within Azeroth, I can’t see any reason Blizzard WOULDN’T go down this route for their next available playable class.

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Brann’s class next class. You must get other players to break your dino egg to dps.

Or just playable fruit and cut out the middle man.

Defias Pillager next class 100%

I’d play one but only if I can play full time looking like Applebough.

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Fruit Vendor specs:

Apple Seller
Banana Seller
Orange Seller

Primary attack:

Throw Rotten Apple