From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

It disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

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wait till you learn whats on mars. you will be ripping all your implants out

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Look, it’s not my fault you gnomes are so disposable.

You should have been born as an elf so you could be immortal and sexy at the same time.

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“Hello, tech support? My gnome is acting funny. Turn it off and on again? Okay.”

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This is how I felt when I saw what the Alliance were getting instead of vulpera.

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we really did get the short end of the stick in bfa

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Clearly Mechagnomes are not stick, but automatic.

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Trust me. I worked in maintenance… There is NO machine immortal.

They break down daily, and it is usually miraculous that they work at all.

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The bee mount was an acceptable consolidation prize.

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Doesn’t make sense that they could replace their whole bodies and still be stumpy little guys.

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Sikes now we can get a bee mount too.

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Preach

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It’s about 50/50.

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Y’all need a new perspective. Alliance routinely gets better zones, more aesthetically pleasing cities or buildings, and an overall better experience, except for when it comes to BfA races and that’s it.

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No, no I loved watching the people freeze to death in my Garrison and looking at the bleakness of the landscape. /s

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Kul Tiran are the first and only race to get a new skeleton since pandaren.

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My condolences

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Salutes.

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The Mechanicus are weird. They know machines break down and “die”. They - more than anyone - should know machines are not immortal.

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upload into cloud is going to heaven in assembly language