Implement a new character:
The crazy fox fox fox fox foxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfox they are a Vulpera (a type of fox) AND they collect foxes 
(foxes) YEA! WOOOO!!! FOXES!!!
And they’re great. 
You go near them with foxes (foxes) AND they are like “yes foxes the fantastic beans the best around a musical experience”.
Make the next expac vapourwave. We explore the inside of a computer (and listen to great music) and we get to see the foxes doing their thing making the computer run (did you know: foxes wow, fantastic!). You are entrusted with a fox bean (it’s a small bean-sprout, but it has fox ears and a fox tail), when you plant it, you get a fox tree. It’s a tree that when the leaves fall off they turn into foxes when you’re not looking (this occurs once every year during the autumn months).
-WARNING- if you try to eat the fox bean, it will just sprout inside of you and you’ll literally die (does not apply to foxes, if you feed a fox a fox-bean, the fox will multiply, like an amoeba, and they’ll both be holding a new fox-bean (a fantastic way to duplicate your friends )).
The plot of the expac is to plant the fox-bean and restore order on the Internet (or the equivalent of the Internet in WoW; I guess the trade chat).
The bad guy is a person and we don’t like him. He’s not very nice, he says mean things to the foxes and makes them feel kinda sad, but he’s not technically breaking any rules so we can’t ban him. We must destroy his life. In the end, he realizes he wasn’t very nice, and we forgive him once he says sorry to each individual fox.
Then we all eat cake.
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Someone had a foxing good time writing this post.
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…somehow reminded me that the Vulpera haven’t been explored in lore. Hopefully their history can be explored soon. 
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Who knew catnip worked on foxes.
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Vulpera: a bipedal vulpine species. they average at 3 to 3.5 ft with fur colors holding shades of red, orange, brown and white.
know for living in deserts, scavaging everything that is and isn’t nailed down, traveling in caravans pulled by alpacas and setting up camps in the strangest of places. Examples include, Orgrimmar, Stormwind, Raid entrances, mailboxes and Andy’s backyard.
Loves the survivor style tv shows and the hitch hiker’s guide to azeroth.
There you go, fox lore.
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Interdimensional fox-beings stranded on Azeroth. Their technology long forgotten, their history recorded on advanced data cassettes lost to the sands of Vol’dun. Somewhere out there hidden away are the secrets to reclaim the city; a city like a mirage, as you get closer it seems to disappear as if it was never there, always on the horizon. In order to reach it you need the phase shifter, so you can enter the mirage plane; an infinite ocean of knee-high freshwater surrounding the gleaming city of the Vulpera.
The city only shows itself in the deserts of the world, often appearing during the most desperate of times, when food and water were at their most scarce. The city can never be seen from above (it doesn’t exist from above, it can only be seen from the ground, and only by those in dire straits; it’s always on the horizon). It’s often mistaken for nothing more than a dehydration hallucination.
We don’t know what drove the Vulpera out; maybe it was just a gradual wanderlust, the population dwindling as each set off for adventure, and the city slowly fading into legend and disbelief as the generations went on (the Vulpera culture being a culture of stories, and thus, often not written down (but once upon a time recorded on audio cassettes)), the phase shift technology eventually lost to the sands of Vol’dun. Or maybe it was lost as the Vulpera conquered the desert and thus could no longer see the city. Maybe it was the Sethrak, who stole the Vulpera from their own homes; somehow extracting them from the city in their attempt to open portals to the city of mirage, but never managing to enter. Or some combination of the above.
idk
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