I just want Blizzard to change [ INSERT RANDOM ISSUE ] , because it’s a [ INSERT RANDOM PERCEIVED PERSONAL HARM ]. I have been playing since [ INSERT ARBITRARY EARLY PLAY DATE ] , and am a very good judge of what makes this game so good. The Blizzard dev’s should [ INSERT RANDOM INSULT], and make this game [ INSERT UNREALISTIC GOAL ].
I promise that if the dev’s don’t do this, then I’ll [ INSERT RANDOM THREAT ]
OMG, this is awesome. Thank you for starting this thread.
Btw, if you [insert random threat here]…can I have your [insert currency here]?
its amazing how into it they get. I wonder if they think people will be impressed
I want Blizzard to stop putting little girl toys and items in the Trader’s Post and instead remix some old, popular mogs from the classic era in detailed high definition and sell those on the Trader’s Post. Let’s get some weapons and armor with classic visuals with a nice update and polish so people don’t have to have ugly, blurry pieces as parts of their mog.
Can we use this format for all future complaints? I think it’s a pretty solid format.
TBC remix is coming and we just had the Anniversary Patch literally remake all the T2 sets in HD
I just want Blizzard to [ Buy me a Corvette Super Car ] , because it’s [ Something I can garage in the winter ]. I have been playing since [ The late Cambrian period ] , and am a very good judge of what makes this game so good. The Blizzard dev’s should [ Greese the window cranks ], and make this game [ Run on a Quantum Computer ].
I’m looking forward to remix.
I ordered a banana smoothie and I received a banana milkshake. Wtf blizzard? Are you this incompetent? I’m going to file this up with the BBB. You best be sorry you ever woke up this morning.
90% of all posts follow this format
Not dis again mon… why ya be pickin’ on poor Forum all da time?
Dis really be gettin’ old…
I would like to complain about Twinks… they are ruining the game… all i get to do is press “W”.
If twinks aren’t banned, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll kick your garden gnomes over!
[Insert random comment about the current US government here; followed by shock that I get flagged]
Blizzard should [ INSERT RANDOM WISH ] to every player.
Did I do it right?
What’s wrong with little girl toys? Somewhere out there is a snapshot of my 2 1/2 year old self sitting on a show saddle while wearing my toy gun belt complete with twin toy revolvers. An adorable snapshot of a future gnome player looking like a gnome in real life.
P.S. Westerns were really popular when I was little
P.P.S. More in keeping with the topic of this thread:
I just want Blizzard to change the policy on punting gnomes, because I am a gnome and I don’t like being punted. I have been playing since early Cataclysm, and am a very good judge of what makes this game so good. The Blizzard devs should be punted in the general direction of the Seat of the Pantheon, and make this game into World of Gnomecraft.
Edited to remove apostrophe abuse
Oh, this is gold.
Can one of our mathematicians insert variables in all this and come up with an equation please? Just for Schlitz and giggles?
A complaint about complaints. Ya know, I just tried to log in and it said I had to wait 108 minutes to get in. Perhaps if Microsoft didn’t fire all the people that knew the game code …