THEY SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, COULDN’T BE DONE, 10 TO 1 ODDS!
B U T
THOSE D I T Z Y, I T S Y, B I T S Y, M I T S Y, H I S S Y, P R I S S Y, S I S S Y, M I S S Y, P R I S S Y ALLIANCE DOGS GOT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!
WE WENT OVER TO STORMWIND AND BULLIED ANDUIN UNTIL HE CRIED, THEN WE TOOK THE TRAIN AND STOMPED OUT A COUPLE ALLIANCE GOONS THAT TRIED TO JUMP OUR BOYS, WENT OVER TO THE COUNCIL CHAMBER IN IRON FORGE AND HAD OURSELVES A GOOD OLD DWARF TOSSING!
TYRANDE THAT HIGH YELLOW JEZEBEL HUSSY WAS NEXT! WE HIT HER SO HARD SHE NAME CHANGED TO RHIANNA!
BUT WE WEREN’T DONE YET!
THEN WE PAYED THAT BOOMER VELEN A VISIT, AND LETS JUST SAY WHAT WE DID ON THAT NIGHT, WE DID FOR THE MANY DRAENIE CHILDRENS THAT NOW STAY SUSPICIOUSLY SILENT DURING SERMON. BUT THATS STANDARD ALLIANCE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES!
I TOLD YOU ALL THEY WERE A BUNCH OF SISSIES, 9-1 AND WE STILL CRUSHED EM.
LOK’TAR OGAR!
Yeah yeah yeah. You stabbed the Pook. Congrats. I’m only a level 20 immortal. I’m more impressed by the horde that sneak into Stormwind just to chat. Even bought myself some fancy speaking potion thingies so I can understand them even if they can’t understand me. Now those are the interesting hordes.
Yeah, we banish a lot of losers over to SW for not being up to snuff
pretty sure its just alliance on horde alts
I just killed some Horde scum today that thought that they could sneak into our great walls without repercussions.
Furthermore, only fools and savages attack citizens. Good thing that the Horde has both a plenty I guess.
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Getting this excited about beating up a city full of role-players just makes me think of an adult getting all pumped because they beat a kid at wrestling or something. It’s just a weird flex, ya know?
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Well, I mean, they did post on a troll. 
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You Hordies seeing this right? Look at how these weenies cry and complain on the forums over playing the game as the Devs intended. If burning down SW is wrong then how come its a feat of strength? 
Don’t worry Night Elves, we’re coming to burn that that sissy tree you guys are getting in the new xpac.
I’m sorry your dad never hung out with you.
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Aren’t night elves going Horde in the next expansion because of reasons?
Also, like I said, he killed the Pook. A level 20 free-to-play toon who RPs as a weak but immortal gnome so I leave PvP on because dying just means I have to run away from the naked lady and I’m going to shoot whoever ganked me once before they leave because that’s just how you roll when you’re smol but immortal.
Most people in Stormwind have PvP off because they don’t have time for ganking nonsense. So you killed the Pook and you killed some NPCs. Not exactly something to brag about.
Now some of the people who come in for the ganking soon learn there’s no point to ganking the Pook so they’ll actually find a spot to chill out and the Pook will sit with them and try to communicate, which isn’t easy since the Pook is a mute to everyone over level 30 and needs a potion of tongues to understand them. But sometimes it’s nice to sit on top of the clock tower holding hands with a Tauren and listening to them talk about their day.
Same as when the Pook needs to sneak into Ogrimar because her boss moved their office from Booty Bay to Ogrimar and owes me money. Some of the horde in Ogrimar stab me on site. But most of them just come and try to talk to me, give me a pat on the head and then head off on their way. The ones who stab me learn that gnomish neurology combined with immortality creates a form of stubbornness that few Long-Leggedies have the patience to deal with. The Pook’s not going anywhere until my goblin boss gives me the money he owes me. Getting ganked is just another part of the curse of being immortal.
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It’s that Anakin fantasy kick they crave. I’ve seen rpers just take the death so they can finish their emote… Makes you wonder who really won that on a deeper level.
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