You know, it just struck me that I don’t think there’s been an earnest For The Horde in game for awhile now.
Sylvanas’s was a hollow lie, Saurfang died yelling For Azeroth for some stupid reason, and the one with the most honest gusto was Garrosh who of course was talking about a different Horde.
Just kinda sad to me the last time I really felt hyped about the Horde was in Shadow’s Rising. A battle group of Orcs, Tauren and Shaldorei reinforcing the Zandalari to attack Zul’s cultists and the traitor Dark Rangers was really cool, imho. Highlighted my favorite aspect of the Horde which is how disparate the nation’s in the coalition are.
This was also very well reflected in the tutorial Island bit as well. I especially adored how the Tauren Druid and Forsaken Necromancer weave their magic together to produce a proper disguise for you. Lovely seeing the most diametrically opposed caster schools working in tandem for victory. But that was in service of defeating a hitherto unknown ogre clan trying to resurrect a hitherto unknown dragon. As an introduction it’s a fun fantasy adventure that has a D&D module charm to it but it’s not exactly a victory the bards will sing of for generations.
And I do get this expansion really isn’t about the factions which is ultimately for the best I feel. My problems with SL aside I think the narrative needed a break from that subplot, just a shame we’re on a vacation in an equally if differently disappointing story.
But it’s just damn weird to me that the two last For The Hordes shouted in game where done as a lie and in regards to a completely different and opposed political entity.
And I get the Alliance aren’t exactly feeling high right now either but be fair, attempts were made. You’re welcome to feel they fell flat but we did have Tyrande ganking Nathanos and being the only person with the wherewithal to plan for Sylvanas’s fart cloud escape. And when we stumble on Jania she appears to be a one woman climate disaster whereas Baine and Thrall appear to be less powerful than the PC. Baine’s useless and Thrall’s partly useless because he throws away his only weapon in lieu of a snappy comeback. Just embarrassing, really, though I will concede Thrall does get a cool bit in Torghast later on.
And it’s just all so tiring. Don’t get me wrong I’ve written at length about how much I adore Revendreth and Maldraxxus but the fact is I’ve just recently learned of their existence. Their victories fill me with a resounding ‘Good for them’ at best and ‘Meh’ at worst.
It just seems this would’ve been a very good opportunity to have all the sub factions get their own little cool hero shot moments. We’re fighting an enemy we can slaughter guilt free here. So feel free to go into a Nightwarrior one woman blender dance or Blight bomb the Maw with reckless abandon. I don’t think you can exactly pollute the place and emotionless gray automatons can be mutilated to your hearts content without a shred of sympathy.
Seems like there was an opportunity here to return a sense of pride and competence that was completely ignored in favor of, whatever it is we’re doing here.