FFXIV Accidentally Clowned Blizzard

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Imagine releasing a polar bear mount not even a few weeks after this debacle. The unintentional dab is great.

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That is one drunk/stoned looking polar bear.

That mount looks like crap tho

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Just like Blizzard employees drinking on the job, right?

If you had a hang over, rolled into the office, and had a cat person riding you, you’d look like crap, too.

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LOL I was gonna edit in something like that.

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I feel so bad for that polar bear, looks trash. I don’t know if anyone’s gonna dab on this company with that lol

It’s also likely quite easy to get. It also depends on how it looks in game.

I mean, riding a demoralized and hungover Blizzard employee is kind of a dab.

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Honestly probably happened at some point in that ‘suite’ they had. :confused:

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Imagine making a summer event and accidentally putting a 1:1 depiction of a Blizzard Employee Sadbear as a mount.

This is in my top-keks.

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“Accidentally” lol

It definitely is memoir worthy.

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Do not attribute to malice what can be explained with ignorance.

You have to admit the timing (and the drunkness) is on point :grin:

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My alcoholic lala will be riding this into battle.

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Ff14 models are who cringe and ugly.

Lmao you’re obsessed with FFXIV. Every single thread you’re making sure you tell everyone how much you hate it.

That ugly bear is living rent free in your head now, isn’t it?

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It’s sooooo cute I just wanna SMOOSH it’s FACE!!!

If flies
It creates “a shower of crystals”
It has music that plays when you ride it.
It’s Free.

I like it, Now I’ll have a badass bear from warrior tanking, and a Derpy Bear for doing stupid stuff on.

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This company has already clowned itself. There is no need for another company to do it.

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