Warlocks, you need to stop leaving circles all over public property. Also keep control of your imps, they sneak into our houses and eat our pies.
Stop shaping your pies like souls!
my sayaad like to mud wrestle
Followed by the Feats of Strength, right?
I don’t remember; it’s been 20+ years and stuff.
Hunters, please carry doody bags and properly clean up after your pet! The rest of us are running out of space to walk on the sidewalks!

Ban all fleas!
Paragon mounts are cruel!
hello yes i would like to remind all druids that showering with soap at least once a day is recommended for healthy skin and also so you don’t stink
Why is it always the Warlocks? Me thinks something is being put in the wine in the Slaughtered Lamb…
Who knew that Stormwind was in California!
I gotta lotta problems with you people!
Could explain why theres been reports of a sudden spike in sweetroll thefts lately
You can’t tell me what to do! You aren’t my real mom!
Tauren, you’ve got to keep that cud under control when you get excited. It’s Raining Cud isn’t the latest battle shout.
Hallelujah it’s raining cud!
Chewed, Moist, Stank and Green…
Rough and Tough and Strong and Mean…