TGIFF Everyone
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| RACE | GENDER | COUNT | PERCENT |
|---|---|---|---|
| dark iron | female | 7 | 5.56 |
| dwarf | female | 11 | 8.73 |
I’m embarrasing myself by revealing that I only have 18 female dwarves…
…but don’t worry…I’m working on converting other races over:
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Apparently I’ve been living under a rock.
Wait. Do Dwarfs think that’s a good thing? 
Femdwarves more like Femdorks
Feels nice being tallest here…
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gently pats Hawkéns head
I hope you enjoyed you minute of tallness.
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You mean body type 2?
some of the earliest human skeletons were 6’, the meme that humans are gradually growing taller due to evolution is fake news
Dang it…
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Shhhsh, OP, everyone knows female dwarfs are only a myth.
So what is really going on here? Let’s ask the admiral for his opinion:
Run!
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my favorite thing about Alexander the Great is that in his first battle he charged head first into a trap and across a river and won in a rout
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Admiral ackbar cereal!
Now with a hidden toy in each box!
It’s a trap!
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the ideal human height for everything but literally basketball and boxing is between 5’5" and 5’10"
shorter arms actually produce more velocity when throwing things according to a study done by scientific american
humans have been done evolving for hundreds of thousands of years