Female Orcs can date humans

[Hadean-undermine (Hadean)]

@Vowelatile-bronzebeard

I spoke with the elements, and we agreed, we’re just not that into you. But your willingness to throw yourself into danger against all odds is commendable. Maybe some other Orc out there will find it within their heart to physically crush you in the name of love… Lok’tar Ogar, you brave, brave man.

By the light not only did I get a reply from a female Orc but a compliment as well and lived to tell about it.

This is truly a HMP Feats of Strength achievement for me.

Light be with Vowelatile. This is more rare then the love rocket mount.

Thank you.

[Leelinn-aerie-peak]

@Hadean-undermine

This is truly a HMP Feats of Strength achievement for me.

Lol why do you wanna woo an orc? Why not worgen? Or maybe stick with a human. Although, I bet there is a high elf out there who loves that human potential…

[Snikrot-silver-hand (Snikrot)]

OMW >>> HMP

Sorry, maybe you can find a desperate Orc lady that can’t land a real Orc Male Warrior.

(Yes… I know I’m a Hunter)

[Akston-area-52]

Humans always think every non human race wants them.

[Leelinn-aerie-peak]

Yeah it’s crazy. I only want worgen men, and then there are human men making threads about elves and orcs. Not to mention that all of the human men wanting other races are pallies.

[Grymauch-zangarmarsh (Grymauch)]

Because they do.

We’re incredibly versatile.

But they only want those humans who are Peak Paragons of humanity. As is right and proper.

[Hadean-undermine (Hadean)]

@Leelinn-aerie-peak

Although, I bet there is a high elf out there who loves that human potential

Isn’t there some sort of major height difference between the two?

Aren’t elves like 8 feet tall compared to humans?

[Leelinn-aerie-peak]

@Hadean-undermine

Isn’t there some sort of major height difference between the two?

Aren’t elves like 8 feet tall compared to humans?

The windrunners obviously don’t care

[Lovefool-alterac-mountains (Lovefool)]

@Leelinn-aerie-peak

Yeah it’s crazy. I only want worgen men

[Akston-area-52]

@Grymauch-zangarmarsh

Because they do.

We’re incredibly versatile.

But they only want those humans who are Peak Paragons of humanity. As is right and proper

Humans have potential.

But that potential is almost always squandered. What lady wants to be picked up on yet another horse on your night out?

@Leelinn-aerie-peak

The windrunners obviously don’t care

The self insert writers for the Windrunners don’t care*

Remember, there wouldn’t even be a 3rd Windrunner sister if the guy didn’t create one to be his trophy wife.

[Grymauch-zangarmarsh (Grymauch)]

Quel’dorei are actually about the same average height of humans.
Kal’dorei are much taller than humans.
Shal’dorei are in between.

[Leelinn-aerie-peak]

You know, take that back. I have a weak spot for velves with long, wavy hair. You gotta problem with that?

[Lovefool-alterac-mountains (Lovefool)]

[Baridorielor-malfurion (Baridorielor)]

@Hadean-undermine

After watching Warcraft it gave me the courage to want to date a female orc.

Hello ladies. Your HMP is waiting for you.

Leans towards a nearby female orc, holds up a bag of gold and whispers

..Bash his face in..

[Metatar-kul-tiras]

All the power to you, my pasty friend! Hope you don’t mind teeth marks and broken fingers!

[anon21459328]

Whatever floats your boat man.

Wish you good luck on your dates, surviving past the second one is an accomplishment, I’ve been told.

[Dweezle-frostwolf-903095]

They even wrote a book about it. Strange imagery involving cheese.

[Maraspell-zangarmarsh]

I get it. You’re into the orcses. Okay.

(Thank the Light, that means he’s not into me…)

[Mevaar-destromath]

@Hernex-destromath

Do you so long for Death? Well at least you’ll die happy… I don’t imagine Orc x Human alimony exists, the Orcs usually chew up and spit out the humans (quite literally).

Like a male spider then?

[Zurogrusel-darrowmere]

You have too few furs or wolf-like features. Not enough spikes. Your shoulders and muscles need to be 4x the size. You’ll need an axe almost the size of a female blood elf at least.

That will make you an average 6/10 to a female orc.