And I don’t care who knows.
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Hey baby, what if I told you I was a 700-pound man?
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She is perfect
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I would say inside that 700-pound man is a 70-pound female Gnome screaming to get out.
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That’s because he ate her.
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I’m dying 
(Because he ate me)
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I would happily trade the horde gnomes for vulpera
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Now I’m imagining that Rita is a character played by either Jay or Silent Bob…
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Are you a MAP by any chance?
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Actually I find them kind of creepy. Perhaps the only race I habitually play male if I play it at all. The males are a barrel of laughs. Fems are creepy to me though. The fact an awful semi-ex (we were great friends for years but she laughed at me when I asked her on a date and then even our friendship ended) played one with pink pony tails couldn’t possibly be informing that I’m sure.
If the OP or anyone replies yes to your question, they need help.
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Well that would definitely be trading up 
No judgment OP, but I’m judging you super hard right now.
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the man speaks the truth
I’d take that without a second thought… gnomes > the majority of alliance races and vulpera
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Some of us are prim and proper, but still hotter than a fireball from the back end of Deathwing, after a night on the Carolina Reapers.
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Enjoy what you like, so long as you enjoy it for the right reasons. Interests in pixies, fairies, goblins, dwarves, and short stack toons in fiction is not uncommon, even IRL there is content that caters to those interests, like IRL Dwarves.
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the fbi is very interested in this statement…
Enjoy what you like, so long as you enjoy it for the right reasons. Interests in pixies, fairies, goblins, dwarves, and short stack toons in fiction is not uncommon, even IRL there is content that caters to those interests, like IRL Dwarves.
except they are creatures that strongly resemble sub 14yr old irl humans…
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