Here are just a few of mine:
“Well excuuuuuuuuse me, banshee prince.” -Trade Prince Gallywix
“You throw like a shield maiden. What? That’s a good thing!” -Havi
Drunk Pandaren 1: “You know, I really envy those guys.”
Drunk Pandaren 2: “Why?”
Drunk Pandaren 1: “Because they get to spend so much time with that foxy spirit healer!”
“Good news everyone! I think I have perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!” -Professor Putricide.
“Boldly said but I remain… unconvinced.” -Illidan
I have more but I just can’t remember them. What about you?
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i like that guy He go punch dragen
“The master has returned? We must ensure the household is immaculate!”
“That’s not the master imbecile! Not unless he managed to claw his way out of two tons of solid stone!”
Oooooooooooooo! Now that would be impressive! Considering I still have his HANDS IN A JAR!"
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Best quote ever.
Second best:
Crusaders…
I am convinced that they are a unique lot amongst the humans. My theory is that they lack higher brain function, unable to logically assess a situation and calculate an outcome. One has only to make mention of the Light to get them frothing and battle ready - at which point they will rush headlong into any engagement with complete disregard for their own well being. - Baron RIvendare
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Something something B-word retconned
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If you continue you won’t even have trust level three, Trustlvlfour.
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‘‘Congratulations! Allow me to grant you a title befitting the amazing achievement you just performed! Henceforth, you shall be known as the Slayer of Stupid, Incompetent, and Disappointing Minions!’’ Nefarian after killing Maloriak.
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It’s funny cause there’s another npc that says the exact same thing but blizz haven’t removed it yet. Look it up.
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So many good ones but this is stands
High Overloard Saurfang: My boy died at the Wrath Gate. I am here only to collect his body.
High Overlord Saurfang says: I made a promise to his mother before she died; that I would cross the Dark Portal alone - whether I lived or died, my son would be safe. Untainted.
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“If you nice, me let you live”
“No! we will not let you live!”
Warbringer O’mrogg
https://www.wowhead.com/npc=16809/warbringer-omrogg#sounds
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Most of the player flirt emotes.
“Honey… being with me is like having two guys in one.” -Worgen male flirt.
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A couple good ones
Kael’thas at TK: The master will have you… YOU WILL DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD! THE WORLD SHALL… BUUURN!! AAAAAHHH!
Saurfang at Ally ICC: Behind you lies the body of my only son… nothing will keep me from him
Illidan at Argus: I AM MY SCARS!!!
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TOO SOON! YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON!
-Rags
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This is me in the morning…
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General Nazgrim
So, it has come to this. Together, we have learned and grown over the years, and now we find ourselves face to face on the battlefield. Do not think I will go easy on you, nor do I expect any quarter. What we do now, we do for the Horde, both of us.
Ah… you have learned much… and learned well… an honorable battle.
In the end, I stood by the warchief, because it was my duty, and I am glad that it was you who struck me down. May your strength… lead the horde… into a new era of prosperity…
Also another good one
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From the Lich King cinematic:
“And I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power.”
Gives me chills every time.
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“Everything.”
He said it with 100% confidence like it’s a good thing and everyone would gladly accept that drink.
