“Geez, it’s hot in here.” -Idiot standing in burning house.
“Why is that light getting closer?”-Idiot standing in the expressway.
“The big lizard looks friendly.” -Idiot who tried to pet a crocodile.
“This looks like a good spot to relax.”-Idiot who laid down on the train tracks.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“Hold my 
and watch this!” - said the dwarf
“I roll to seduce the Dragon” - Bards in DnD
“What are you gonna do, stab me?” - Julius Caesar
“You think you do, but you don’t.”
Except in my world it is .
Geeze it is hot in here as I am working in a kitchen wearing a black uniform in Phoenix during the summer
Players: There is no way Blizz can do worse then BfA
That right there.Black colored cooks uniforms in hot temps inside and out.The Hard Rock I worked at was like that.All black from hat to shoes.
Oh look big red button. Let’s see what it does.
“Alright Chums up, Let’s do this. LEEERROOOOOY JEEEEENKIINNNSSSSSS”
To be fair, 5% of those bards actually walk away with a new dragon lover.
Death by Snu-Snu it is
Always roll to seduce. No matter what it is, an entropic god of cruelty and despair, a swarm of orcs, or just the very fabric of time itself,
You can serenade yourself into it’s fascimle of a heart I promise you that.
At least I have chicken
Swarm of bees?
Isn’t there a guy in rick and morty that is literally just 10 million ants that had both a gender identity and a physically involved relationship?
I don’t know hun, maybe a collective consciousness has a whole other kinda love there.
“I’m gonna punt this gnome.” -A man with broken ankle.
LOL I totally forgot about that.
I just thought it would be funny to see a bard try to seduce a bees nest, fails, and gets stung XD
“Hey, where’s my pet?” — hunter who forgot to dismiss his pet before jumping down the shortcut after a wipe in a dungeon.
The light you see at the end of the tunnel, is the headlamp of a fast approaching train
