Exusia Public Address: Shadowlands Recruitment

Greetings soldiers of the Alliance,

I represent the guild Exusia. As we look ahead towards the future, the veil between life and death thins and our path of conquest broadens. To further swell our ranks and prepare for the trials that lie ahead, our recruitment division has deemed it necessary to expand our reach to the forums. Now I shall tell you a little about ourselves.

History:

Exusia was founded November 27th, 2013. It wasn’t until July 22nd, 2018 that a small splinter group of our valiant forerunners had arrived to settle Azeroth. I was one of them. During our time here, we’ve managed to gather data on our new surroundings and establish a firm foothold within the community. While suppressing the occasional insurrection from would-be usurpers and battling rival warlords carrying the Alliance banner, we have stood firm and continue to spread our enlightened teachings during these dark times. It is our vision to lead our contemporaries into the future.

Purpose:

When it comes to PvP, Exusia is as militant as they come. (Though admittedly, our view towards Horde sympathizers has softened compared to the old days of zero tolerance towards non-partisanship.) You will often see our core members engaging in all forms of warfare (WPvP, BGs, Rated). We are simply not satisfied with our Honorable Kills, Arena Rating, and high Item Level. To gain ultimate victory we must also build a long lasting hegemony that will reshape the wisdom of our contemporaries. There is so much I cannot tell you here but this is our endgame:

  1. Proselytize our fellow Alliance to our teachings.
  2. Wage war with the Horde crippling them as a faction (They must be forced to rage quit or convert).
  3. Gather the greatest minds this community has to offer and induct them into the Black Chapter.
  4. Set up vassal states in other servers mimicking our methods.
  5. Hold the game hostage.
  6. Profit.

Requirements:

Our Manifesto (Codex Exusiai) contains our teachings in their entirety. However, this shall be a brief summary.

  1. Honesty, Loyalty, and Respect are our 3 core tenets. Those are mandatory towards members, but optional towards outsiders. The Horde are to be shown no mercy of course.

  2. All members must be a part of our guild’s discord server. (Voice chat is not necessary unless engaging in high stakes content). We want you here so you can observe our policies, announcements, and other documents. Members who are not in discord are cleared out on the 15th of every month.

  3. Be a part of the Necrolords Covenant (Highly admonished). On July 22nd, 2020
    the decision was finalized based on a poll we had conducted shortly after Shadowlands was announced. Based on our behavior during BFA, it seems only fitting that many of us deserve such an afterlife of strife and unrest for our many war crimes against rival Alliance guilds and the Horde.

Closing Thoughts:

There you have it. I trust this information is sufficient for you to make the right decision. Join us now comrades so that we may take even the realms of death for ourselves and all it has to offer.

Contact Information:
Character name: Shekelmancer (Emerald Dream)
Discord: Otsdarva#1555 (Join our server first before you slide in my DMs.)
Discord Server: discord.gg/4aCm5Cv
Instagram: Shekelmancer (Go ahead, stalk me.)

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Otsdarva the mighty! Otsdarva the unerring! Otsdarva the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Otsdarva Ekhazar, born of Antediluvian, where my righteousness radiates like the sun. I type now, in royalty, and reshape this server which is mine. I do this for you, Exusia, for I love you.”

Aye, love. Love! Even as a man, great Otsdarva cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the guild! The future of humanity!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Otsdarva is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Blizzard overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on the forums!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Will the Horde take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Alliance do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of Horde! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Alliance! Rise up, Carebears! Embrace the word of mighty Otsdarva, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Horde or their sympathizers, will rule Azeroth! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Otsdarva! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Three became Four, you walked among us, great Otsdarva, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Emerald Dream! Trust in Gharmat! For I am the chosen Apostle of Otsdarva! I alone have been anointed by the Fourth Inquisition to spread his holy word! <3

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