Explain to me why you're not hydrated

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i need to know why you’re not drinking a nice refreshing glass of water right now, you deviant little sushi roll

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i dont wanna have to p in an hour >:c

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I gots water right now! :smiley:

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Getting water would involve walking.

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Theres water in most beer. I’m plenty hydrated!

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My iced tea has water in it :slight_smile:

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but peeing is good for you, just like drinking water

but walking is good for you, just like drinking water

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That’s me theory as well. :rofl:

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I’m diabetic so I’m drinking water constantly. And I work in a warehouse, so water is very important!

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I’m drinkin’ water like it’s going to drown an alligator.

And to quote a friend, “Hail Hydrate!”

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Because reasons

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You starting a new cult?

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Kitchen is far, work is being aggravating.

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Depends… how much are you willing to offer as a tithe to join?

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I ran out and am too lazy to go upstairs to the kitchen for more.

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I drank a coke.

Water was listed as one of the ingredients.

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I drink water all day long, one of the hold over habits from years in the Infantry.

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Because it’s in a Yeti

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Some people maintain specific hydration parameters for medical reasons.