The common trope on Forsaken PC having access to priests is the following;
“Forsaken only have access to the Priest class because of the Shadow spec.”
But NPCs shouldn’t exist. That’s been the lore, right?
Abilities:
They’re BLIGHT SPECIALISTS. Why are they not shadow or afflic warlock or… unholy DK or… SOMETHING NOT HOLY?
-internal screaming-
Now that I’ve got that out of my system. Good Sunday morning GD!
Forsaken can use the Light but it really hurts. It’s like their cutting themselves every time they put a band-aid on someone else.
Forsaken should not be allowed to be priests. I don’t know what the bliztards were thinking when they allowed dead people to be holy priests.
I can understand them not being able to block disc and holy from forsaken to allow them to be shadow priests for PC. But for NPCs to be holy/disc priests? That’s kind of against their own original lore standpoint, which makes me sad.
You’re right, I say give undead priests a 60% damage increase using shadow magic as their racial but a 20% damage taken increase if using holy as well as recoil damage for each light spell they cast.
Sounds fair.
Make undead shadow priests strike fear and terror on the battlefield.
Just 20%? should be 50/50!
I’m sure taking 1/5 more damage as well as getting hit by recoil is fair. Can’t make them completely obsolete in raids.
Fox furrys should also not be allowed to be priests. I’d rather die 10,000 times than be healed by some furry.
I’m sure the feeling is mutual.
Guess Worgen, Draenei, Obviously us, Tauren, and Pandaren are out of the picture.
I think the devs tried to justify it by saying something like since they could wield the light when they were alive, they still can as Forsaken. But in reality the devs couldn’t leave players with half a class.
I don’t see any fur on the draenei. No, they look like demons but blue. Space demons.
That being said… Look! It’s a tiny pupper mage!
Want to be my new minion and help me take over the world? You can have EXACTLY one ear scritch per day if you maul a few of my enemies for me.
Just 1? psh. I’ll offer unlimited hugs and scritches and all the gnomes they want to eat!
Heh don’t flatter yourself there, though admittedly the ear scritch thing is tempting.
As for the Draenei, heh heh, you don’t know much about the rule 34 in the furry fandom do ye? Oh hoh hoh the things I wish I could bleach from my eyes involving them there.
You must instill discipline in your minions. Limit the affection. They will grow stronger.
Gnomes aren’t food! I’ll have you know that my gnomish assistant, Jim, builds the absolute BEST doomsday devices.
She’s a real treasure.
Nope! My mind is as innocent and vacant as a newborn baby’s.
Wait… I mean…
I am Göstav von Felbottom and you will join me on my quest for world domination or be ruined like the rest of them!
Two ear scritches. Final offer.
I offer all my minions all the affection they want, as long as they know when is and is not an appropriate time to do so.
-is demo lock and headcanon is I saved all my demons from legion-
Alright fine, you win, I’m not exactly the type of Vulpera who wants too much affection and likes setting things ablaze.
Just keep your succubus away from me, I don’t want her getting any ideas, other than that, feel free to use me for your goals. As long as I get to cause some firey destruction.
Well that doesn’t sound very evil. No! Warlocks must rule their minions with an iron fist! Leashes, hamster wheels of PAIN, the occasional cookie… You get the drift.
Succubus? Who do you think I am, Mortis?
Nevermind that… Yay! You get to ride in the giant death robot with me. So, the first thing we’re going to burninate is Elwynn forest because a squirrel there once gave me the stink eye.
Think we can combine fel with your fire magic? No no, don’t answer. It’ll ruin the surprise.
Sounds fun. I’m an engineer btw, so I should be able to fix up anything should the robot have malfunctions.
Nah, there’s lots of benefits of being friends with my demons.
Did you know Shivarra give the best hugs?