Everything makes sense!

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Guys.

Hey guys.

All those things in WoW that make me scratch my head in confusion, like why Sylvanas burned down the World Tree?

It all makes sense now.

‘https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/14/18644936/world-of-warcraft-conspiracy-theory-battle-for-azeroth-rise-of-azshara’

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That was a pretty fun little read. Thanks for sharing it.

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If there was any stable peacetime government, there wouldn’t be as much war and conflict. Which is the basis of World of Warcraft.

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That was hilarious. Ty for the link. (And for some reason, it gets me to thinking of the ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when modern-day cops show up and arrest the knights for the various horrific crimes they’ve committed over the course of the movie.)

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I don’t know if I’m willing to trade sweet spaceships and golden cities for functional governments.

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Good thing we have war with some random entity every expansion

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…So…

  • Conspiracy theory that every NPC is lying to me that Blizzard doesn’t want to know about… (what?),
  • Comparisons from fictional video game history to real history to give the argument a level of merit or inflate artifactial weight, (Cause we didn’t see that on the forums, nope, everybody here is civil and will never do such a thing… Yet Polygon out of all people does.)
  • Implying government regulation is needed in WoW, (Though if it leads to removing microtransactions and make the game better, sign me up! :smile:)
  • Saying Anduin is a good guy when Anduin is just as clueless as Saurfang when it comes to honor, (so it’s official, everybody in WoW doesn’t even know what honor is.)
  • And it’s a Polygon Article. (Say what you will about Polygon, but traditional video game journalism isn’t trustworthy)

Well that was a waste of my time, a professionally written fun waste of time. So here’s a horse head. :horse: