Which type of dessert is each class, and why?
And no, saying “lol [class] is a turd sandwich” does not count as a dessert.
Rogues are lemon pie.
(The good ones, anyway)
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No way! I think we should be cookies, because we’re portable and if you see one of us there are almost always more.
Hmmm, more I think of it though, maybe warlocks should be cookies since its on brand.
Either way, we get to have chocolate chips 
edit: Lemon pie IS good…I’ll have to research this with some tea 
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DKs are bloodcicles: cold, made of blood, and loved by tigers.
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Panda mage is Banoffee pie mostly because I like saying it.
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Druids are apple pie.
Warm and filling.
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Warlocks are a gummy, tasteless meringue piped onto a dirty plate.
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Maybe I should’ve specified “desserts that people eat”.
Monks are a Buttercream pie.
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Rogues are Bananas Foster, cold, complex, and in the middle of fire.
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Druids should be Jello. Because they can be in different shapes. 
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Paladins are sugar-free vanilla ice cream 
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Well obviously hunters are ice cream cause we’re cool, enjoyable, and loved by man and beast alike.
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That doesn’t sound too bad actually. That’s basically a saltcicle lol
Shaman are Rhubarb Crumble.
They look like they’ll be crunchy, but actually they break easily. Nevertheless, the flavour can be surprisingly sharp and explosive.
Prone to being a bit watery.
Dammit Ban-Lu, just tell me that story already.
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Warlocks are warm, gooey choco chip cookies. 
Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans
is it made of overwatch players?
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nah like super moist cake, i mean we haver water dripping everwhere at times