Many of us are engaging in nostalgia since it is WoW’s anniversary. But what about that older game with a pale elf with a cool ponytail dressed like princess jasmine on the box?
I don’t actually know, like, anything about Everquest, other than the appearance of the box art lady. But I got an ad today proudly announcing their new expansion The Outer Brood, available now for $34.99 ($134.99 for premium!). Indeed, Everquest is still making expansions in 2024, which is sort of neat I guess.
Not only do I not know anything about Everquest, I don’t know anyone who ever played it. So I ask you, good Accordians, did you ever play this game?
From its new expansion announcement I see it proudly declare that Dark Elf Rangers will be playable at long last
https://i.imgur.com/Hcf1lZJ.png
So I guess they are similar to us in doling out race/class combos slowly. But I am surprised that Dark Elves wouldn’t have Rangers back in the 90s, because wasn’t Drizzt a Ranger or something? Or at least, fighty man who hangs out with a tiger? I don’t know a lot about Drizzt either to be frank. Maybe Everquest had some alternative wise forest warrior for Dark Elves. Please post your favorite Drizzt facts in the replies.
They also advertise a new land to explore, Hodstock Hills, characterized by a low polygon lighthouse and a very retro draw distance
https://i.imgur.com/kllSyKU.png
Far be it from me to criticize games for being old and crusty. But it does impress me to learn that everquest has never apparently upgraded its visual look. I guess they did it for Everquest 2 and then nobody played that?
Finally, here is an image from their promotional trailer for the new expansion
https://i.imgur.com/7EooCV8.jpeg
Which, I must admit, intrigued me. It has all the hallmarks of good fantasy. In this one image I see skeletons. I see a fiery explosion. I see a runed longsword which certainly has good stats. I see a large goth woman. I see a skunk.
This tantalizing scene is followed by the daring question: will you lead the charge to save Norrath? I am left to concude that Norrath is the fantasy realm this game takes place in, and without my help, its defense will be left to goth women and skunks. Frankly the goth woman appears to have the situation under control, but perhaps I should take up arms to relieve the skunk of this solemn duty.
Bonus question: Wasn’t there, like, an everquest minecraft at some point. Fill me in on that lore. Would you play a world of warcraft minecraft?