Employee Alpha Testing for WoW Classic

Lol. Says to himself “I have to bio and sate the masses. I got this”. Wonder who the highest level is right now?
Can you imagine being on a pvp server with your boss playing then other faction? Who here would corpse camp your boss?
This guy!

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His boss is probably level 120…

Coming soon™

Blizzard, this phrase is my kryptonite. Stop.

No, it means that when you open that box of ice cream sandwiches that you bought last week - there’s an extra ice cream sandwich included at no extra charge.

You can eat it or you can throw it away, but either way it’s not costing you any more than what you paid for ice cream sandwiches LAST summer.

Not necessarily the start of summer.

Summer includes up to the end of Sept.

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He said soon. Not soon™. That’s a big difference in blizzard speak.

Edit to add quote:

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Jesus couldn’t walk on water. he just knew where the fishing stakes was placed silly you! :smiley:

It’s not going to be an early summer release. Probably September or later.

I’m becoming more convinced now that “…Classic summer…” meant that summer would be spent developing it and it would release later. Would not be surprised if we are still 6+ months away.

Clearly, the Gnomes in the testing rooms aren’t working hard enough. :rage:

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“Soon” is relative. And the beta IS coming soon, since we assume it will follow the alpha.

Only if they release without a beta should we say that Tips didn’t know anything.

I feel like someone just killed my first born son. That hurts blizzard… that hurts :frowning:

Saitama and Chuck Norris fist bump…The Barrens.

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We all want classic, but don’t you think you are wasting time and resources with this internal alpha test? A lot more would get done with a beta. Personally, I think you are messing with us and covering your tracks… at least I hope you are.

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My god, it’s begining! I want the open beta!

Thanks:exploding_head:

I always wondered why black holes are always pictured as disk shaped. Wouldn’t they be attracting matter from all directions?

  1. Not all who post in the classic forum want classic.
  2. I am fine with an internal alpha, and do not see it as a waste of resources.
  3. I agree that an open beta would be a good thing

I really hope they do not ignore the benefits of an open beta, not least of which would be cutting down on potential launch tourism.

PRAISE THE GODS

This is literally all we’ve been asking for! He acknowledged us. <3

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Get that Testing Done Boys and Girls of Blizz - Let’s get hype for the release, I’m only spending a quarter of my workday looking up old lore and strats haha (down from half a workday from last week)

My entry into the beta opening pool:
2019-06-20T06:00:00Z

Exciting!­