Elven future Warcraft

My one hope for this game is that I hope the game focuses on more of the elven races and tell more story about them. And ignore everything else and every other race in existence. Plus, every other races are dull and their story is not as let’s just say beautiful as to say elves.

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Elf detected. Opinion discarded.

Y’all should have your queen powerslide onto another mourneblade :rofl: :dizzy_face: :headstone:

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Jelly much? Hmmm…or is it that gnomes are known to be jelly by anything and everything. Or is it that you do love elves and decided not to show it?

Jelly? Harr, harrr, harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I am of the superior Gnomish race! We scamper up the top of the taller races and lay a dookie on your head! :poop: You can’t catch me! I’m faster than grease lightning!

Most of the expansions have been about the mistakes of the elves.

Many of the villians are deviant-elves. All the problems we have now stem from things elves did or didnt do.

Warcraft needs to get back to warcraft, conflict between the core races. The mercenary side expansions are getting old.

I want a storyline where the void elves finally confront their true enemy: Male patern baldness.

The hair genetics is what really got them banished.

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More? They’ve already covered every aspect of elf lore and culture. Any closer and we’d be studying their bathroom leavings.

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Hey now, that’s not very fai – Oh gross, a void elf.
Yeahnahnah, you go right on ahead. :dracthyr_nod:

Boy, do I got news for you about the next expansion …

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Yeah I know. I’m already stocking up on rubber gloves and wet wipes.

You got to admit. The Blood Elves’ story from TBC was quite good. It was so good Blizzard retold it in Legion using the Nightborne.

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No it wasn’t it was just more proof of why they should all be exterminated.

Ahh another elf ragebait thread

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I hope the future of elves in WoW begins and ends with a lot more tree fires.

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A game without gnomes is not a game worth being an elf in sorry

I wholeheartedly agree with this, While were at it bomb their precious Sunwell thing is a gaudy eyesore.

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i agree, elves are usually more interesting.
:cherries:

do they drink from the sun well?

If so I vote for poison.

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Idk if they drink or bathe in it so let’s play it safe you Forsaken still got some of that plague from Wotlk? Normally I wouldn’t condone it’s use but for this I’ll make an exception.

Oh, I have zero issue going full YMCA hot tub on them and just filling it with pee.

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Not a bad plan but we’ll want to make it acidic in someway or another I want to hear the elves scream as they melt in their gamer girl bathwater.