In light of the massive influx of new Elven races, an Elven certificate is required to verify the purity of individual Elves. An Elf must prove that neither his/her paternal or maternal ancestors had Gnomish or Dwarven blood, in order to obtain an Elven certificate.
Here’s mine. 
Seems legit…
you may pass…
oh and here have somethin to munch on.
gives chili fries
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My bloodline is pure elven royalty. And iron.
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a certificate is rly useful is like a black list of targets for me, keep going
Sehr gut, Freund.
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Bitte schon.
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Take a look good, barbarians. Authentic Elves speak to each other in Thalassian.
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glad i’m human…
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Nicht Mann. Affe.
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I dont understand what yer saying D:
Then learn the superior language Thalassian.
A beautiful language indeed.
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there’s a reason Common is used alot…
Elves are weird.
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i know, right?
Something about a Monkey.
Anar’alah belore, Ama noral’arkhana!
I don’t think Gnomes and Dwarves can actually breed with Elves though…heck I’m not sure they can even breed with each other.
Lost mine in a tree fire… I’ll have to see if I can get a new record at the SW refugee camp.
INCOMING! Some gnome will be asking for a half gnome/ half elf race…
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I feel like if the mother was a gnome they’d die in childbirth.