Elune, our Goddess

We all love her. Worship her. Praise her.

Without her our people would’ve suffered but instead we know not suffering. She puts us to sleep when we would suffer.

By her divine might our leader Tyrande killed the wicked banshee queen Sylvans.

Our people’s souls free of any and all pain and suffering.

Elune by praised!`

Now accepting applicants to Elunism from all races.

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Wrong. I worship her brother, An’she.

He’s clearly better because taurens.

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Elune is useless.

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I loved pre-BfA Elune.
Now I feel like she’d rather send roasted nelf to her sister than actually showing up in person when her favorite thing is on fire.

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Praise the robot that lives on the moon that lets her people burn to death to send anima to a place that isn’t getting anima because it’s being sent somewhere else.

Truly a wise deity worthy of worship.

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I honestly think Blizzard hates Nelfs.

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Tyrande killed Sylvanas.

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Can’t hate us as much as worgen.

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In her very limited defense, she’s been caught up in the First Ones Galaxy Cup for the last few years.

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I think that, too.

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TES Daedric Prince Namira can beat up Elune who confirmed by Blizzard themselves admitted is simply the dollar store knock off of Jennifer Wakeman of My life as a Teenage Robot.

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I moon the moon.

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But have you heard of the Church of Waggle?

/waggle

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She thought it was a good idea to not only kill off her own people, but the people of Gilneas as well.

I think I’ll, uh, pass.

She didn’t kill night elves. Sylvanas did. She just let them pass to the Shadowlands instead of remaining on Azeroth as wisps.

She had to power to intervene. To do something instead of being like, “Here you go, Winter Queen! Here’s a bunch of souls for you!”

She’s just as guilty. And a waste of the mystery that was Elune all this time.

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The writers butchered Elune.

Go back to when Khadgar suggested Elune created the Naaru. Because the Naaru were made when the universe was form when Light and Void crashed and little bits of light splintered off.

I really thought they were going for a whole “Elune is the Light manifested consciousness.” That would have been cool.

Because that would have made sense with Velen telling Tyrande he thought Draenei and Nightelves were similar and Tyrande stopped him because she didn’t want to believe Elune was anything other than her peoples goddess.

But no…here we are where they took a massive turn and now she’s supposedly a robot or something.

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Wow. Well if we are judging deities on their decision not to act…I guess they are all horrible. And I am sure to a “god,” preserving cosmic order is a higher priority than turning a few night elves into whisps.

Elune and the rest of the cosmic pantheon in their natural habitat.

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I thought this was official lore?

I kind of assumed that the creation of the Naaru was Elune’s attempt to figure out how to end the cycle of ceaseless fighting between Light and Void by creating an entity whose inherent nature was Light and Dark.


Anywho, I read War of the Ancients last weekend and Elune was capable of making her servants invulnerable, capable of decimating armies, healing mortal wounds, and so forth, doing actual “God” type stuff… I’ll pretty much be done with the lore if they do “the power was inside you all along” when it comes to Elune and treat her like some regular ol’ demi-god instead of the Capital G style God she was in the prior fiction.

Danuser calling Zovaal, who was basically just some guy, “Titan++” which is total BS by the way compared to the powers at Sargeras’s disposal, makes me worried for Elune, because if Danuser thinks a Titan++ is someone who can smack you around a bit with a mace is what Titan++ looks like, imagine what he thinks a regular Titan-level entity looks like.

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