Elune is a robot

Everything is a robot. The universe is code. Fel is a bug turned virus. Light and Void are 1 and 0. old gods are just fleshbags coded to act certain ways for the void. Naaru are just lightbulbs.

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Everything is a robot because it’s a video game. I always figured it was just the writing getting meta like that.

We are all robots. Only question is whether we are organic robots or some other material.

I’m sad to report: Elune is an Earthen.

Was it me who posted it? I honestly can’t remember.

There’s two things we know for sure in WoW.

Elves are lame, and everyone is a robot.

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I think there was one from you, one from Liianas, one from Nui that I remember… pretty sure there a bunch more comments about it too.

I’m just lost as to why this is a topic now again or why it matters anymore. We all know SL destroyed lore.

“Elune is a robot”

Honestly, I would not surprised at this point. For all I know she could even be a Kobold. Would spark all kinds of questions I think.

(Sips :beer:)

Hey now, just humans, dwarves and gnomes are robots.

Orcs & Draeni are aliens not even originally from this world, Elves are just mutated trolls, and Tauren are the byproduct of the love of keepers and earth elementals.

Leaving the native non-robots as Trolls, Vulpera, and Goblins (though they were changed from what they originally were from eating kaja’mite, or what was later found to be the blood of azeroth in BFA, per chronicle volume 1, page 159)

So the Institute got her too
The real Elune is gone
This one is just a synth :frowning:

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We learned this in Shadowlands right?

Maybe our characters are just 2D pixels guided by an invisible hand.

:scream_cat:

What is this crazy talk?

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Not really. She’s a real soul, placed in a manufactered vessel, which gives it life. Not the same thing as a robot. But, whatever.

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What if Elune just does the robot dance instead? :thinking:

Am I also…a robot?

No they’re 3D pixels.

Lets compromise with 2.5?

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I asked the AI what it thought:

In the mystical world of Azeroth, where magic and mystery intertwine, a group of curious gnomish engineers stumbled upon an ancient secret. As they delved into the secrets of the night sky, they made an astonishing discovery – Elune, the revered moon of the night elves, was not a celestial body, but a sophisticated celestial robot created by an ancient and enigmatic civilization.

The gnomes, known for their insatiable curiosity, were both astounded and fascinated by this revelation. They carefully studied the intricate mechanisms that comprised Elune, uncovering a complex network of gears, arcane energy conduits, and clockwork precision. It became clear that this celestial automaton was not only a source of light for the night elves but a guardian, watching over Azeroth with silent vigilance.

Word of the discovery spread across Azeroth, prompting scholars and adventurers alike to investigate the origins of Elune. As the revelation reached the night elves, a mixture of awe and concern enveloped their society. The high priestesses sought communion with Elune, only to find that the moon responded not with divine whispers, but with the subtle hum of ancient machinery.

In the midst of this revelation, a powerful faction emerged, advocating for the integration of this newfound technology into Azeroth’s magic. Others, however, clung to the belief in Elune as a deity, resisting the encroachment of science upon their sacred traditions.

The tale of Elune, the moon revealed as a celestial robot, became a pivotal moment in Azeroth’s history, sparking debates, conflicts, and a reevaluation of the boundaries between magic and technology. The gnomes continued to unlock the secrets of Elune’s design, uncovering both its potential for progress and the need for a delicate balance between the mystical and the mechanical in the ever-evolving world of Azeroth.

:ocean: :dragon: :ocean: :dragon:

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