Elixir of Tongues

Years of fighting alongside each other and we still can’t understand what we’re saying.

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To be fair I still don’t. I need an updated WoWlingo translator additionally

:dragon: :ocean: :dragon: :ocean:

There was a gag in old french movie where they’re trying to find a translator for a dying guy and they run through like a dozen people because they can’t find the right pair of languages and it’s basically that if you put dracthyr, pandaren, mages, a nelf and belf DH and a velf in the same room for good measure

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To be fair I recently used this and laughed a bit.

There’s a quest in Azuna where you kill ‘nearly dead’ Horde because they have been poisoned by the Makrua and are on brink of death.

Uses Elixer;
‘Coward!’

Alright then :frowning:

I can understand everyone, must be a non-neutral problem. c:

learn furbolg.

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i can talk to my beautiful blood elf cousins at any time…

Nothing makes me seethe more than the fact that as soon as I group with anyone I can’t speak anything but the default languages. You used to be able to speak whatever language in any chat in any group.

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Switching to thalassian to talk behind people’s backs, truly a classic

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I’ve done well so far with jumping. :kangaroo: