be alcoholic.
Nah wait, just think about it, 'kay.
For one, it gives alerts. That “Raedolf is getting tipsy on [Elixer of Tonues]” and “Raedolf is sobering up” alerts that are somehow loud as yells. Instantly lets everyone in the orgrimmar know there’s a doggo ready to talko.
For two, you could tell me you’ve been talking with little green men, and I wouldn’t have to believe you, cuz you been drinkin’.
For three, Orcsh. Need I shay more?
Cross faction roleplay everywhere just descends into a chorus of unnecessary and random hiccups.
gettin hooked on phonics
gettin absolutely SMASHED on phonics
and when you drink too much and your character vomits you just absolutely fill the text box with dabus and zug zugs
Ya mean yers are non-alcoholic? Ya need a dwarven made elixir, mah friend!
I’d like to think it IS alcoholic, and we can’t really understand each other. We’re just drunk and think we can.
Alcohol makes the world go round, yo.*
*Drink responsibly.
Orcs to be taken in moderation