What happened? Where did these monstrous eyebrows even come from?
We know Elves evolved from trolls, but trolls don’t have eyebrows, so what happened to you guys?
Also, you’re telling me in all of your grand cities and haughty societies, there is not a single salon that does brows? Not a single one??
I feel like an elf might say the same thing about your elongated mustache.
They would just be jealous of my superior facial hair
idk but theyre cute they look like little antennas
I’d like to know this too though, I know in some fantasy tropes, the long eyebrows represent wisdom? That might be as deep as it goes though.
So it’s possible to use codespeak through use of the movement of their eyebrows. This was how they actually beat the legion in war of the ancients.
I love this.
I have no idea but it goes well with their ears.
Elves are descended from a mad scientists experiment between Trolls and Preying Mantises.
We Elves use our eyebrows to detect prey 
Elune shaped night elves, right? So maybe she was like “I have eyebrows, I want them to have eyebrows too.”
I use mine to distract prey…wriggles eyebrows distractingly
Personally speaking, I love my eyebrows. You would have to cut them off of me in my sleep in order to trim them. I will fight someone to the death for my eyebrows.
Something, something about Elune shaping the Elves and Cenarius in her own image or whatever.
I agree, I personally like them and feel they are part of the character. Also as a panda, it gives me something to bat at when talking to you guys…wait, did I say that out loud?
Regardless…
The better to lift one arched eyebrow in scorn.
ACTSCHUALLY!
Kaldorei can not have eyebrows too, my Druid has none. don’t like em.
Fight them to the death with your eyebrows!
In all seriousness, I bet they can give you a serious eye poke 
:dizzy:
Magic. 
I bet it’s the Sunwell
Provides massive power with a side effect of excess hair growth