El Oh El Patch Notes

Developer ineptitude on full display with these upcoming March 9 notes. These developers, top to bottom, are completely clueless as to the state of their game. Some absolutely horrendous specs get 0 adjustment, all the meme specs are untouched as well,and FIRE gets a minor nudge. Game time ends in 3 days, and I’ll let 1.2 million gold rot before I buy a token off the AH to continue this trash expansion.

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you’re a sandwich ingredient, why should i pay attention to you

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Bc I’m the best sandwich ingredient

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We’re in MDI right now so I wouldn’t expect sweeping balancing until 9.1

creamy or crunchy?

Not really the best, you just make everything taste like yourself.

Only if pickles are accompanying you. Or perhaps marshmallow fluff.

Hey, if you’d be willing, you could give some gold to me instead of letting it rot!

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Only with jelly. Any other ingredients are unacceptable.

Wait what? Dill or sweet and are you talking sandwiches or as a dip?

if you’re baking something, like peanut butter brownies, then creamy

otherwise, crunchy

Dill. Sweet pickles should never been invited to any party. Ever.

More of sandwich scenario. Although I guess a dip could work if your pickles are firm enough :thinking:

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Including vomit.

Creamy ofc

creamy naturally

the son of a person i gave rides to work loved peanut butter and pickle sammiches

Pickles and peanut butter is a thing?

Where have you been?!!

Yeah. Not a fan of sweet pickles myself. I guess I’ll have to try this out. I love dill pickles and peanut butter. I’ve just never had them in the same sandwich.

What a rotten thing to say. Cya!

Because she isn’t a hair ball on its way up… :smiley:

Some of the most tone deaf patch notes I’ve ever seen.