Dwarves (including Dark Iron and Earthen) vs Elves (all of them; Blood, Void, Night, Nightborne, and Keebler) in a battle royale…
Winner take awl, doun tae the last soul standin’.
Whit ya got - wha’s yer money on an why?
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Dwarves for certain.
Let the elves scurry up a tree like squirrels, then chop them down. Or light a torch and apply liberally to the base.
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Elves don’t like fire, so dwarves.
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There is no scenario where elves win this conflict.
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DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES tohellwithelves.
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How does one get blood from a stone anyway?
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Absolutely! A enjoy watchin the elf community surry up a tree whan Glenkinchie pays thaim a visit. E’en better gin thaim Keebler elves got thaim fresh bakit cookies for me tae help myself tae!
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Pretty sure it’s gonna be the Dwarves.
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Tis be a secret!
Dwarves.
Damn leaf-loving knife-ears!
Rock and Stone! 
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Dwarves, easily.
Ironforge incurred the wrath of the Wildhammers and Dark Irons during the War of the Three Hammers, withstood the full blunt of the Horde’s attack in the Second War, withstood the Scourge during the Third War and forged one of the greatest weapons known in Warcraft’s entire history, Ashbringer.
The Elves, I dunno, caused some of the greatest catastrophes Azeroth has ever known or decided they were too good for alliances and got wrecked in a wide variety of ways.
Money is on Dwarves.
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Oh! Forgot the reasons! Did you see our battle armor?! Ankle access alone, geez.
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Yes!
Smart lad ye be!
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Dwarves. I mean we don’t need to worry about our mountain burning down, now do we?
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Don’t be so confident. Ever see the movie Dante’s Peak?
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Always bet on the elves
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Karl would be proud.
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Oh we are betting on the elves, just not on the winning side.
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I’m sorry, Oxhorn made a compelling case on Elves 20 years ago. I cannot.
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dwarves for sure. what is a bunch of skinny twigs gonna do against a mole machine or a dwarven blunderbuss?
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