Dwarf Women

Nothing beats the awesomeness of helicopter braids. Nothing.
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Nothing beats the awesomeness of helicopter braids. Nothing.


It's true. ^.^
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Thursday Nite For the Ladies ♥
They're just jelly we have big boobs, cool hair, and more than one pretty face to choose.


Don't forget the beards on the front and the back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdZUnQs3D5Y

Go to 15:55.
Dwarven women, making Troll women look normal since 2004.
Don't forget the beards on the front and the back.


Ahem, this isn't LOTR. Tolkien's problem is not my problem.

Dwarven women, making Troll women look normal since 2004.


Troll women are cute! They just unfortunately only have one pretty face.
I like 'em, 'specially the dark ones.
Don't forget the beards on the front and the back.

And down below if you know what I mean ;)
Ahem, this isn't LOTR. Tolkien's problem is not my problem.


It was from the canceled game Warcraft Adventures: Lord of the Clans. Original Dwarven women concept.
They look like they're nice people. I've never really met one before though.
Why do people think they look ugly? They look perfectly fine to me.

/drinks beer

Because they're jerks.
It's because of an ancient blood rivalry over Fear Ward.

Don't ask. Let the ancient dead rest.


lmao. I forgot about that. Let's talk about undead priests :P
Because they're jerks.


Oh, who's a grumpy elf? Are you grumpy because you're hungry? Here's some tea and biscuits. Let's turn that frown upside down. *hugs* ^.^
08/29/2013 08:22 PMPosted by Xialla
Because they're jerks.


Oh, who's a grumpy elf? Are you grumpy because you're hungry? Here's some tea and biscuits. Let's turn that frown upside down. *hugs* ^.^

See what I mean? Every single one of them is like this.
See what I mean? Every single one of them is like this.


Giving people tea and biscuits is mean? You look like you had a bad day. I was just trying to cheer you up. Fine. *shrug*

Oh wait, yeah, blood elf. Your face is permanently stuck like that. Guess you should have listened when your mom when she's warned you. -.-

^Okay, see, now that's me being a jerk...but you brought it on yourself.
I have no idea
08/29/2013 08:32 PMPosted by Xialla
See what I mean? Every single one of them is like this.


Giving people tea and biscuits is mean? You look like you had a bad day. I was just trying to cheer you up. Fine. *shrug*

Oh wait, yeah, blood elf. Your face is permanently stuck like that. Guess you should have listened when your mom when she's warned you. -.-

^Okay, see, now that's me being a jerk...but you brought it on yourself.

Calling me skinny and stuff "are you hungry?". Stupid female dwarves, always saying hurtful things. They're the most evil thing on azeroth after gnomes.
Calling me skinny and stuff "are you hungry?". Stupid female dwarves, always saying hurtful things. They're the most evil thing on azeroth after gnomes.


But...but... I thought blood elves thought being skinny was a good thing? There's nothing wrong with an elf being skinny. I mean, it just kind of goes with being an elf.

Oh wait...do you have a problem with being skinny? Tsk, tsk, you shouldn't hate on yourself like that. That would be like me being upset about being short. o.O

As for being hungry, lots of people are grumpy when their hungry. I'm grumpy when I'm hungry...and have you ever seen a hungry Pandaren? Either surrender your snacks or run for the hills. And Garrosh, heck all that boy needs is a good old fashioned meat and potatoes dinner and he'd be fine. It's hard to be Warchief on an empty tummy.
*Puts hands on waist*
My only problem with being skinny is people using it to insult me. Particularly female dwarves.
Stupid female dwarves, always saying hurtful things. They're the most evil thing on azeroth after gnomes.

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