*Puts hands on waist*
My only problem with being skinny is people using it to insult me. Particularly female dwarves.
It can't be used as an insult unless you feel bad about it in some way. You shouldn't, for what it's worth. It's what comes natural to your people. People call me short, call me fat, and I'm like, so? I'm a Dwarf, this is who I am. Or that weird Pandaren innkeeper who thinks everyone's too thin. She's probably just projecting her own issues.
So you want some biscuits or not? If you're not hungry, I am. *munches*
I happen to enjoy my spit fire lass, she has a sassy attitude, a more realistic build, everything fits, not to short nor to tall, not built like stick nor a weeble.
The dwarven female do to me at least have a very selection of faces from the pretty to the more earthy and yes to the um shall I say homely but it does take all kinds to make the world go round:)
*Puts hands on waist*
My only problem with being skinny is people using it to insult me. Particularly female dwarves.
It can't be used as an insult unless you feel bad about it in some way. You shouldn't, for what it's worth. It's what comes natural to your people. People call me short, call me fat, and I'm like, so? I'm a Dwarf, this is who I am. Or that weird Pandaren innkeeper who thinks everyone's too thin. She's probably just projecting her own issues.
So you want some biscuits or not? If you're not hungry, I am. *munches*
No. Unless they have chocolate.
And it's an insult if it's meant as one.
I love female dwarves (or any dwarf for that matter) and regularly make them. Personally, I don't get all of the hate either. They look great to me, plus I love their accents and personalities.
I love dwarven women. But I can't play 'em. All that curve and sway and bounce... way too damn distracting.
08/29/2013 08:04 PMPosted by
Xialla
They're just jelly we have big boobs, cool hair, and more than one pretty face to choose.
Amen and amen.
And to all you hateful folks saying dwarven women look like the men and/or shave...
I've seen dwarven womens' beards more than a fair number of times. They're not on the face.
No. Unless they have chocolate.
Of course I have chocolate! What kind of hostess do you think I am? Eh, avoid the red ones though. Bought 'em off a troll in Booty Bay. I thought they were red velvet, but after tasting one I have a nasty suspicion they might be gnome-flavored. Unless you like gnome. Also can't guarantee whether the flavor is natural or artificial and I'm not sure which possibility bothers me more.
And it's an insult if it's meant as one.
Eh, sometimes we see insults when there aren't any. Either way, ye can't let people get under your skin.
Eh, sometimes we see insults when there aren't any. Either way, ye can't let people get under your skin.
*suspicious* How come you picked precicelly something related to food, and the idea of me not eating enough of it? It's too obvious of a hint.
All the female dwarves pick on me.
Of course I have chocolate! What kind of hostess do you think I am? Eh, avoid the red ones though. Bought 'em off a troll in Booty Bay. I thought they were red velvet, but after tasting one I have a nasty suspicion they might be gnome-flavored. Unless you like gnome. Also can't guarantee whether the flavor is natural or artificial and I'm not sure which possibility bothers me more.
Well, you see, I've spent a lot of time with trolls. Troll cooks, in particular. Before pandas came arround, every cook in the horde was a troll. I also stole food from the amani trolls of Zul'aman when I escaped the scourge. I don't even want to think what, or rather, who they were cooking.
*suspicious* How come you picked precicelly something related to food, and the idea of me not eating enough of it? It's too obvious of a hint.
Because I like food. *wipes crumbs from mouth* Also ale. Generally if I'm feeling out of sorts, it's a due to a shortage of one or the other. This is true for most of my people, so if someone's seems a bit touchy, our first response is to try feeding them to see if that sweetens their disposition. You'd be surprised how often it does.
Well, you see, I've spent a lot of time with trolls. Troll cooks, in particular. Before pandas came arround, every cook in the horde was a troll. I also stole food from the amani trolls of Zul'aman when I escaped the scourge. I don't even want to think what, or rather, who they were cooking.
I know, I should have known better. I'm not knocking Troll culinary skills but their ingredient choices tend to fall a little too far into the "exotic" category for my comfort. I really wanted red velvet though and the price was nice, and the goblin I usually buy from wasn't there. Oh well, I probably know someone who likes gnome cookies, and if not, I can always use them for pet treats.
i hate dwarf women.
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Because I like food. *wipes crumbs from mouth* Also ale. Generally if I'm feeling out of sorts, it's a due to a shortage of one or the other. This is true for most of my people, so if someone's seems a bit touchy, our first response is to try feeding them to see if that sweetens their dispositions. You'd be surprised how often it does.
I get grrumpy when people are judgemental. And when I don't have mana, but that's no longer an issue.
I know, I should have known better. I'm not knocking Troll culinary skills but their ingredient choices tend to fall a little too far into the "exotic" category for my comfort. I really wanted red velvet though and the price was nice, and the goblin I usually buy from wasn't there. Oh well, I probably know someone who likes gnome cookies, and if not, I can always use them for pet treats.
The undead are not unlike them. Ever been to darkmoon isle?
What's going on in here?
The Beauty!
Griever everywhere I go YES!
people that choose female dwarves in game are ugly irl
Maybe because they're really freaking ugly. Or they need a model update; in turn, they're going to be that girl you ignored because she was ugly in the 3rd grade and turned out to be a freaking model of a bomb shell years later.
Lol 3rd grade? Isn't that a little young? Usually people use the example "that ugly girl in highschool".
people that choose female dwarves in game are ugly irl
Poor single guy making a night elf female just to afk and watch her /bounce.
people that choose female dwarves in game are ugly irl
Uh... girls buy me drinks at the bar. I'm a pretty dude. I'm so pretty, you'd be ugly next to me!
BAM!
You just wait until model updates coming, Dwarf Female > All Female races.
They remind me of Hank's father on King of the Hill.
No shins.
(this toon's story reference) i used to hate blood elves, but then i fell in love with one and got married
and i agree with springrunner, dwarves are the most evil race, right behind gnomes
dont judge spring for being an elf, you'll get my mace in your skull, im highly defenceive of them *snarl, stands in front of springrunner (just his natural reaction to hearing a blood elf being insulted, he does not do it because he is fond of someone)*