All you super awesome Dwarf brothers and sisters report in and show your solidarity.
Cracks open several kegs of ale.
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Hey hey hey, I heard this was a dwarf thread!
Best race in the game!
drinking some ale that isn’t very pale
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Master race reporting for duty.
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Can I bring in my Corehound? He’s housetrained.
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Yes! It can even have some of the ale. Well, as long as it leaves some for the rest of us.
I am just here to braid and pet dwarf beards, and maybe get drunk off the fumes
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Now that I can understand. Us dwarfs do have some pretty amazing and magnificent beards.
Nods all sage like
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I seek the secrets of facial hair.
You must seek the all knowing Chia pet.
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But can he pass the trials to reach the chia pet?
But… what if it demands a shrubbery?
You didn’t hear this from me, but try bribing it with ale.
(hastily scrawls notes)
Wash yer paws when yer done applebear.
They have alot of stains in there, that’s where they hide they’re lunch and spare ale
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/waves
/winks
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/washes paws…
pauses…pauses…
/tackle hug!
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I happen to resemble that remark.
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What was it that the Void Elf said during the war campaign to the DID ? It was in Xiabala I think
“My little dirt stained friends”
/Suddenly tackled
Gahhh!
Why the sudden tackle!
Wash yer beard!
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Aye! Postin’ in a dwarf thread!
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