On behalf of (Dunder Mifflin Gaming Co), I would like to invite you to come check out our office and see if parchment sales might be right for you. One day you might even be promoted to ‘Assistant to the Regional Manager.’ We have a variety of other departments if sales is not for you… one employee created a successful ID business, and another created a promising app. Woof! We even have plans to incorporate Josh’s Alliance branch, should corporate downsizing occur.
Come check out (Dunder Mifflin Gaming Co), where everyday is pretzel day.
Who: anyone who enjoys playing WoW (being a super-fan of ‘The Office’ is not required)
What: check out guild :
- Heroic raiding Thurs & Fri 9 pm to 11 pm EST
- weekly achievement runs through past content Sun 9 pm EST
- running mythic keys daily
- casual PvP nights
- altoholics welcome
Where: Area 52 server, Horde side (will accept Alliance after cross-faction)
When: anytime! 
Why: because gaming is better with friends <3