Dumb Thought Thread

So I had a stupid thought wriggle into my head.

Remember this scene?

What if we get something like this in Shadowlands, it’s Nathanos stalking the PC, we’re the decoy, and Tyrande is the “Clever Girl” in this scenario?

I imagine the cinematic of Tyrande straddling Nathanos’s chest and just muda-muda-muda-ing his face into oblivion would be fun to watch.

Your stupid thoughts?

you have high expectations for shadowlands if you think danuser is going to do anything other than simp for sylvanas

Well now i’ve started my day with a long, sad sigh, thanks so much for that.

Honestly at this point I just play this game because I’ve played it so long it’s nostalgic and comforting for me. I have made peace with the fact that the story is stupid and bad and will continue to be so.

…mostly made peace.

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I meant it more as a dumb joke than anything serious, truth be told.

Actually I was responding to Alayxis. I even quoted her post to make that clear. The system edited that out automatically because this forum software was designed by a sleep-deprived orangutan.

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Which is ironic for a company that shot itself in the foot to ask if we had phones.

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Takes long drag off of a cigarette.

All I have… are dumb thoughts.

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I love this stupid thought and therefore not stupid!

What about a scene where your player character is in one of those cutscenes that puts you in the action, and you’re hiding behind some fixtures and below the fixture you see Nathanos tapping his knife against the ground like the raptor tapping his claws…

Actually, Tyrande doing this to Nathanos is a funny visual as well. Actually…Tyrande as just a velociraptor is good too. Just, a blue and white raptor with her outfit and adornments. We get to see the TRUE form what the Night Warrior turns you into… Tyraptor…

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I’d rather it be the other way around, really, where Tyrande’s being hunted and we get the KB on Nathanos. (Yes, I’m saying this even after the travesty that is the second half of the horde questline in Val’sharah.)

…I’m still salty over the several killsteals from friendly NPCs that get booty blasted out of a raid encounter, only to miraculously recover when the boss hits 1 HP and deal the killing blow.

…in retrospect, forgive me for my sins ;(

Finally. A thread tailor made for me.

“Maybe BfA has been a good xpac after all.”

-my latest stupid thought.

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It has had some really great features.

Like little nuggets of gold scattered throughout the sloppiest mountain of fecal matter you’ve ever seen.

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The next Alliance playable race should be a race of horse people. Like minotaurs but with horse upper bodies.

This would imply Tyrande is “clever”… but more than that, Blizzard would have to write her as clever.

Sorry, mate.

That’s just corn.