Dumb Thought Thread, the return

So if Garrosh is actually in Revendreth, and he has a massive Sin-Stone… How badly would folks want to do the dancing coffin meme with it, complete with a Grumpy Garrosh still strapped to it?

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I thought this was a “dumb thought” thread.

Someone in the Burning Legion thought turning murlocs into cool demonic-looking versions was a good idea.

The look is okay, but trying to get them to obey orders… Dumb thought.

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How come mages don’t have a far sight equivalent?

I can make rips in dimensional space time and transport people across the universe/planet/timeline but I can’t freaking make a scrying mirror or look through a micro portal as a far sight?

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Does a Death Knight have to be a Death Squire at some point?

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are poptarts technically calzones?

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Can void elves eat their own hair? Get a haircut, keep the tentacle-y tips, and then fry them?

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i put a felstone in my mouth hoping it tasted like a green apple jolly rancher

it didnt.

i dont have teeth anymore.

or a mouth.

im dead.

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Do Dark Iron Dwarves ever use the tips of their hairs that are on fire to start fires when out camping?

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delete this :nauseated_face:

Do the fires go out when they die or is it something that they have to maintain?

I think winter outfits for characters in a TV show’s Christmas Episode are always super cute and it is a sin that we don’t have thicc fur hoods and coats to wear in WoW.

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Just how much meat and protein do the beefy races in this game eat to maintain their physique? What kind of mythical animal is this?

I can’t believe I’ve never thought of this. I’ve been weightlifting, as well as working in the industry of, for years and I’ve never considered how much an Orc or Tauren need to consume. Assuming a WoW human follows the same diet as us, it’s probably save to assume that an Orc would eat 2-4x as much as we do.

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Then you look around at the like… six farms in all of Azeroth that fuel and sustain us. But you know what there isn’t a shortage of? Other adventurers.

Soylent Green is Orcple.

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Speaking of weightlifting, how do the more scholarly classes in this game like Mage/Priest maintain such cut figures when they’re a Human or Orc? I guess those books are quite hefty.

It helps when you’re descended from giant rock beings.

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If the Dragon Flights were altered to be superior to the Proto-Dragons, what ‘genius’ decided leaving the trait that makes them lay horribly spikey eggs was a good idea?

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There’s a cool moment in the Grimrail dungeon where when you get close to the front of the train, you see several shaman and a goblin mage gathered together.

The goblin mage is channeling a portal to Shattrath and the head Shaman is casting Far Sight through it to see how close the train is getting.

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Really?! I must investigate this!

Why didn’t Rhea (the dragon disguised as a Goblin in the Badlands) get some kind of memorial after being killed by Deathwing?

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