My friend keeps telling me that Gen Greymane would murder a pitbull any time any place.
But i keep telling him i know a pitbulls type buddy, And once they lock their jaws its game over.
We decided to do a 30$ bet on what the WoW General forums think
Who would win:
Alpha Pitbull
vs.
Dumb Gen Greymane
Youāre talking about the dude that 1v1ād the Banshee Queen and won.
No way heās losing to a random pit bull.
are we talking a regular, 100 lb dog thatās mostly muscle and has been bred to attack and subdue and rip throats?
versus an actual 8 feet tall 300 lb lycanthrope?
ā¦you remind me of a dude I knew that insisted he could kill a panther or maybe it was a leopard. Didnāt make it less ridiculous.
Edit: seems like I overestimated average weight of pitbulls by about 40 lbs.
I donāt see how a generic club rapper could beat greymane.
Thatās Mr. Worldwide youāre talking about. Presumably he draws strength from all nations. He is the Avatar, after all.
But Greymane still wins.
a pitbull struggles to kill a small child, most child maulings typically survive because pitbulls are stupid. They donāt clamp down on someoneās neck which would make logically good sound sense to kill someone asapā¦ instead they tend to clamp down on the nearest thing, usually someoneās leg or arm, or loose clothing.
so what will happen is if a pitbull attacked a werewolf is that the dumb pitbull would bite and clamp down on a werewolfās calf or loose furā¦ meanwhile the werewolf using their human intellect will go immediately for the pitbullās vital spots and either rip into itās neckā¦ claw itās eyes outā¦ or slice itās abdomen wide open that itās internal organs pour out, that or simply use their extremely powerful werewolf muscles to literally rip the pitbull apart with their bare hands (easily rip off itās limbs with little to no effort).
It will be something like the werewolf fight from Love, Death & Robotsā¦ except the protagonist wouldnāt have taken any significant damage beyond the first bite. instead the werewolf would be the one doing all the mauling and flesh chunk ripping against the pitbull and head bite crushing 
Didnāt we already have this thread with an young orc vs a pitbull?
Mr. Worldwide what, annoyance?
i like that the replies here are mostly from worgens
but greymane would win that fight easily
yeah, an improperly fed pit.
You just showed why Iām right.
My pibble has strong jaws and sometimes refuses to let go of things until a treat comes out, but he donāt have a special locking jaw. Heās not like a mechopitty. Heh.
Knowing how kind the souls of Pittbulls are, Iām gonna vote for the human to be a human (cruel) and win a fight against a dog. Sadly Greymane would win.
Neither. Genn wouldnāt abuse his pitbull so it wouldnāt be violent. The pitbull would curl up with Genn and keep him company while he reads a book - or run around and play withāem and give him that serotonin he needs.
Genn is a depressed, kindhearted man who just wants the best for his people and to make up for his mistakes. I think I dog would help him a bunch.
Gen has a gun.
I meanā¦ heās got a gunā¦ what can the pitbull do about that?
Becauseā¦ ummā¦ guns.
Easy. Canāt even believe Iām responding to this nonsensical answer, but here we go:
Gen pulls out gun, the pit IMMEDIATELY locks his jaws on gens neck, game over. Literally stunned.
So, the pit can move at Mach-1 then? You should have told us it had super powers.
Nobody ever said it can move at Mach-1.
But yes, it would move FAST enough to lock itās jaw onto Gen. Easy.
By āDumb Genn Greymaneā I assume you mean he has animal (dog?) level intellect rather than human level?
I mean doesnāt matter much cause Genn would win either way, but I suppose if heās dumb he might get bitten once before he kills the dog.
Yes. These are copy-paste threads, replacing the opponent to the pitbull, but otherwise pretty much the same.
I am the alpha.
Sir, this is a Wendyās.