Druids in Flight Form Should Be Ashamed of Themselves

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Did you think we wouldn’t find out? Did you think yourselves to be oh so clever?

You fly around and spot an adventurer minding his/her own business… then you decide it’s time to let it rip and carpet bomb the poor individual :poop:

I’m bringing awareness to the playerbase to watch themselves and to carry umbrellas.

The only reason I even know about this is because birds don’t drop Tauren sized :poop:… and ummmm … well… a friend told me. And yes this friend has a name… it’s ummm George… yes that’s it! George Glass!

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Oh, don’t mind Sharkbait…

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It takes forever to clean it out of your armor though! … from what I heard…

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Druids be filthy animals-- what’s new, mon?

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:smile: lol, this is an actual risk in paragliding, where you might share the thermal with a well hydrated pilot using a catheter. .or just peeing inside the turn.

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Is it bad that I wish this was a thing now?

My druid already dive bombs the D.H.E.T.A. people in Borean Tundra with the bloody debuff. This would be even more fun.

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They deserved it.

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I only wish there was a visual way of dropping bombs in my Druids flight form. Can this be a glyph plz?

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Making it easier for you to collect for your quest…

…sorry though I was helping.

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Maybe you could tame them and train them to behave?

You be asking for trouble if this happens! Then everyone will be begging for no flying ever! Clip the Druid wings!

I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. We trolls can’t even regenerate the poo off :sob:

Think of the children! Have you no shame!? Oh the horror!

You did not make it easier for me…errr I mean George Glass! Poor George had to waste valuable time at the goblin laundry. Their prices are outrageous too!

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

:comet::comet:

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Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

No.

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There was a news article, I don’t know if its real or not, about a woman who died after being impaled by a frozen shaft of pee that fell off a plane.

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Well there ya go. Druids in northrend could kill us with their fecal w.o.m.d. Even more reason to stop them!

Wear a diaper you animal!

I’m sure Razaria is an excellent and fair trainer! I’ve only seen her eat four of her pets for misbehaving.

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Reason #729 on why Druids are evil

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I think I’ll pass.

Meanwhile warlocks summon literal demons that want to destroy the universe.

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And people keep badgering the forsaken about using the blight, yet let the druids go number two all willy nilly in the air.

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That is called being morally gray my dear, while pooing on people is just plain evil.

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The master Druids know how to shift into :bear: form just before the push so that its a massive pile of :poop: then back into :dove: form.

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I will have you know I have only pooped on two people and one of them was a male human paladin while the other was a blood elf female. Belf males don’t exist.

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