Druids are the best class in the game

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Everyone is always making threads asking for advice about what class to play, which class is better at X, who does more Y, and so on. But these questions and discussions are all ignoring the elephant in the room: We already know which class is best, and that class is Druid.

Have you ever been running down the road in Duskwood praying that Stitches doesnt catch you, or tearing your hair out in frustration over trying to get that damn Samophlange? Do you lie awake at night with your Sylvanas body pillow hugged tight to your chest wishing you had friends who understood your obsession with this 15 year old game? Do you seethe in envy over the beards of greater men because you know that you’ll never be able to look like your Dwarf Priest? Did your wife leave you because you kept greeting her with “Lok’tar” whenever she tried to talk to you?

Well, Druids probably cant help you with any of that, but they can do everything else.

The list of things that Druids simply blow other classes out of the water in is a long one:

  • They can turn into bears.
  • They can go to the bathroom anywhere without anyone judging them (Important for power gaming)
  • They can carry entire WSG teams and the enemy flag.
  • They can turn into bears.
  • They can turn into cats too, for all the single women out there.
  • They have their own secret base that all Druids can hang out in and laugh at the lesser classes over glasses of Moonwell water.
  • They can turn into laser chickens for the ultimate troll dance on the corpses of people they kill in PvP.
  • They can also turn into bears.
  • They level faster than you, unless you’re a Hunter, in which case you cant Tame Druids so Druids are still better.
  • They can complain about being a bad Rogue class better than Rogues can.
  • They can grow ‘medicinal plants’ without being caught by the DEA.
  • Cat Durid is 4 fite.
  • Travel Form lets you roleplay as Sonic collecting rings 10 levels before everyone else.
  • They protecc. They attacc. But most importantly, they never give your girlfriend bacc.
  • They can turn into bears.
  • And many more.

Druids are the best class. Its just science. Luckily for the rest of you dirty peasants, the Druid Master Class will be accepting applications for new overlords when Classic launches, so you can be the best class in the game too.

I hope this PSA was enlightening for everyone.

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Hahaha, I enjoyed that…

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Yes if you are primarily interested in open world content druids are good.

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You had me at “can go to the bathroom anywhere.”

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It’s a major WIN, right?

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God, “cat Durid is 4 fite” - how true is that?

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I laughed.

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Lol, I honestly didn’t get that one…

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Aww, my sweet, poor baby boy druid. Google “Alamo teechs u 2 play durid.”

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Yes this is why I main them in the modern game. And in classic I’ll be a lazer shooting, brez tossing tank swapin, pouncin, moonkin-bear-cat-cow.

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Oh… my… gawd… I died. That is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever read!!!

“Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.”

Epic…

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:joy: 10 char

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Druid is the Batman of WoW.
Sure, Superman can overpower him.
And, Flash can out run him.
And, Aquaman can…talk to fish ? ok buddy
But, Batman’s utility belt always has just the right trick inside it.

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Also Batman gets all the ladies while superman and flash playin that monogamy game (retail).

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Batman got ladies like James Bond, a different woman every movie.

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And Batman is a druid.

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My favorite from this is
“ Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors & when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!“

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I can’t pick a favorite line. The whole thing is hilarious.

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Me too. Will need all the pocket healbots I can find. Keep up the grand deception and we’ll trick all those newbs into playing healbots… er… hybrids for us again just like they did in vanilla.
/evilgrin

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Healers are the true elite of vanilla. So i support your reverse psychology tricking people into playing dps and only pressing 1 button every raid, providing the cannon fodder for healer loot