Dear friends,
It has come to my attention that the degenerates located at Iskaara have given the option to “eat” soup". Clearly this is a blasphemous lie entangled in a mirage right before our eyes. “How so?” you ask… simple:
First take the simple step of being a heathen and selecting “eat soup”, now watch as the cinematic plays that 3 young tuskars are slamming down liquids while the gnoll drinks it from his spoon.
This is a formal petition to change the option from “Eat soup” to “Drink soup”, anyone else who disagrees is simply an animal who should be hunted and killed on sight by all factions immediately.
Thank you and have a happy holiday with your families as you drink soup and stay warm and safe.
Love,
Me
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I ate some soup this afternoon. Home made chicken soup.
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You can eat the chicken while you drink the soup.
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Eating soup involves a spoon. Drinking soup is when you put the rim of the bowl up to your mouth.
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Eating soup involves a spoon. Drinking soup is when you put the lip of the bowl up to your mouth.
Christ, you’re an animal.
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I love munching down on my soup. 
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Why would i do that lol. I’d choke if i tried to drink it. So spoon eat it, it is. I do resemble a wolf irl, so maybe i am part animal.
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Why would i do that lol. I’d choke if i tried to drink it. So spoon eat it, it is. I do resemble a wolf irl, so maybe i am part animal.
One cannot smash their teeth into liquids.
I am sorry sir but you eat soup and drink the broth after you eat all the contents of the soup. I have to say your entire soup existence is a lie. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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I love munching down on my soup.
I just poured a bunch of soup into a bowl and all I felt were my teeth shattering.
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No not the liquids silly 
I have to chew the chicken and veggies! I may be able to drink like a thin tomato soup, or those “creme of” soups, but those are sort of like a taco with no meat.
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I’m sorry for your age.
I will walk you to the shops.
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you have to eat it before you drink it, unless you are some kind of monster that just leaves all the fixins in the bowl and only drink the broth.
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Just don’t let me choke mom.
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If there’s for example meat in a soup, it still encompasses the soup and is referred as such when talking about the whole, at least where I come from. You won’t be “drinking” the meat, will you?
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If there’s for example meat in a soup, it still encompasses the soup and is referred as such when talking about the whole, at least where I come from. You won’t be “drinking” the meat, will you?
No. I’ll eat the meat, and drink the soup.
What if talking about everything as in a meal? Like “what are you eating today”?
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were tenderizing chunks with our weapons. you aint drinking that homie.
chew away.
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Great question. I’d say, “it’s a potato soup, with some chicken which I’ll eat. Then I’ll drink the rest of the soup.”