They should make bosses out of Gracelyn and Sheeta in WoW. They could be made like Onyxia. They would be a paired Boss encouter. Phase 1 starts as soon as anyone enters the zone. It begins with Gracelyn bragging about how great he is, for the whole 3 hours it takes for you to get to his throne room. They could put in a sound track that sounds like Jabba the Hut doing his laugh in the background the whole way there. When you finally get to the throne room, people would see the laughing is coming from the Princess Theradras looking monstrosity next to Gracelyn, with Sheeta <Gracelyn’s Minion> over its head.
At this point, Phase two would begin. Gracelyn would switch to telling everyone in the room that their life sucks, how he has such a meaningful, full life ahead of him and yours sucks and you should just kill yourself before he has to kill you himself. Sheeta would morph into Ed McMahon and start agreeing with everything Gracelyn says at this point. When players start advancing on them, Sheeta would start trying to charm people in the same manner as a succubus does. Those players would constantly see I <3 you! on their screen while incapacitated. Eventually the players would get close enough to Gracelyn that phase 3 would begin.
Phase 3 causes Sheeta to be stunned from the resulting aggression and violence of the upcoming fight. Gracelyn immediately uses invulnerability and wades into the players not overcome from laughter at seeing a 3’5 611 lb troll running their way. (P.S. Dont be insulted all you trolls out there, He is a troll under the bridge type troll, not the good looking almost upright ones from WoW) The players would fight valiantly, using many strategies and eventually bringing Gracelyn down to near death. At this point he uses his special powers of lay hands and is back to full life. The players realize they have to do this 10 more times before Gracelyn will die. Unfortunately when Gracelyn is near death, Phase 4 begins.
At the start of Phase 4, the room is bathed in a bright white light, and the sound of babies laughing and angels sighing can be heard. The east wall explodes in a shower of stone and the entire Might guild is standing there all decked out in BWL gear. Half the attacking force are unable to draw their eyes away from the horrible but entrancing view of Truth’s cleavage. Might engages the raiders and Gracelyn huddles in a corner sucking on his thumb while his guild does the actual work. But today, the infidels are too much for Might, as one of the horde players has a moment of clarity and quick goat thinking and uses their one charge Tarren Mills Vendor Bot 5000 in the middle of the battle. One of the Might players agros the vendor and 50 million Deathguards appear on the scene and start to overwhelm Might.
And in the flash of an eye, the final and last phase is started. Phase 5. Seeing that they are about to lose Sheeta starts crying and disappears. Her words echo hauntingly and inticingly down the hall of her retreat that she will never be back. All proof that she ever existed is erased instantly. Gracelyn recovers from his thumb sucking. As the last member of Might is about to fall, a trumpet sounds and 4 rogues from other Alliance guilds charge into the room and slay all the guards. Gracelyn watches and rubs his hands together, his stubby vienna sausage fingers rolling over each other in delightful anticipation.
The invaders are slaughtered to the last one. But its not over, Gracelyn uses Super Paladin Power #54925 to ressurrect the dead horde members after he brings his Might guards back to life. The entire Might force, Gracelyn and the 4 extra rogues that didnt do anything to change the outcome of the battle, the ones that werent needed after all, kill the ressurrected horde players over and over for CPs because they had to wait hours in the instance Queue to be released to save… err backup Gracelyn.
When the diminishing returns are finally played out, a serverwide message is sent out. Gracelyn bellows at the top of his lungs, “I am the Greatest” and you can hear his feet dancing back and forth as he shadow boxes in his lair. There is no mention of Might helping or the 4 rogues. The entire Lothar world becomes enraged at Gracelyn, his serverwide shouts are once again heard, telling everyone they are “trees falling in a forest and no one cares”. He soon realizes his folly and says he will take a break for a while, maybe head over to Spirestone where real gods hang out, not like the puny ones on this crappy non pvp server Lothar. He promises he will never do anything negative again and will never be back. At this point the instance resets and Gracelyn is once again back in his lair. We will call it The Mountain of Attention.