Draenic conquest of durotar

Wyrmrest Accord
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I have ridden down the southfury river on a raft and no one dared to stop me even though I went very slowly

Actually I got knocked off my raft several times by crocodiles

But no Orcs stopped me

This is a pvp thread

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I mean if I saw you I’d just ask if you needed a fishing rod cuz I had a spare.

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Damn it Miko. Stop dabbing on Zandalar’s future puppet state once we’ve finished debt trapping the orcs!

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No need to stop you, you’re beautiful. Take screen caps in your favorite locations

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Song in video isn’t Cruel Angel’s Thesis.

0/10 pvp thread.

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i am going to use Komm Susser Tod for my video where I am dead in orgrimmar and everyone uses their corpse destruction/desecration toys on me

(which I assume is the horde way of honoring a superior and handsome opponent)

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Jesus Miko you could grind meat on that chest. No wonder no one contested you, you are jacked!

Then again, folks may have been confused with the refrigerator on a raft.

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It is very hot in durotar and my chilled interior gives me a marked advantage over my rivals

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You can probably keep so much produce cold.

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Or Autai’s heart.

And Enekie’s whiskey

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Ha ha! That’s right, Orc scum. Your Oily Blackmouth schools are ours and you are powerless to stop us.

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I have actually only secured longjaw mud snappers and brilliant smallfish Enekie but yes rest assured I am depriving the Orcs those vital resources

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Hear that, Horde? If you were hoping to be healed for 91 HP, you’ll be sorely disappointed.

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Only if you give if to him Thokk :orange_heart:

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I look forward to your updates Miko. Stay safe. Many orc cheer for you.

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This just in, Orgrimmar announces road construction in the coming year

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I have also captured one of durotar’s most coveted resources a level 2 water snake (rare quality) which I will train to be a soldier of the Alliance against its former masters

I have given it a name which I think will prove devastating to horde morale

https://i.imgur.com/2hCGY5U.jpg

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Lmao gottem!

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Hell yeah, Garrosh, who does he think he is? A miserable little reptile with now legs

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Brings a tear to the eye.

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