Draenei Thread: Obviously the best women

i will never even consider groveling before you barnyard animals.

silence grass chomper.

Thank you!

She just knows what she wants. Nothing wrong with that.

Vanity isnā€™t a good look for anyone darling, least of all a woman of quality.

If you demand respect you make it clear you donā€™t deserve it. Just be confident in yourself and people will see what youā€™re worth on their own.

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Can I suck on your teniacles while rubbing your hoofs?

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Eww a troll, donā€™t dare come close to any draenei.

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Oh I meant as my human form IRL. Blue goats are hawt.

Iā€™ll admit, I didnā€™t even think of looking at mogs until it was brought up, but yeah yours is really on point.
And I didnā€™t even think about duel wielding the Ra-den fists on my shaman. Thatā€™s just genius.
I have the mage tower fists and everything!
How is shaman right now?

You may not. Though you do know how to treat a draenei lady so good for you.

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with enthusiasm, but you should at least wait till sheā€™s shown some interest.

Also I canā€™t imagine how painful it would be for her to hold a pose that let you do both of those at once. Lead with the hoof rub, then move on to the sucking when sheā€™s gotten in the mood.

With the wrong talents itā€™s like playing whack-a-mole, but with the right talents itā€™s better.

Still miss WoDā€™s AoE rotation.

If she aint flexible like a Cheerleader, than she aint worth all this oral pleasure.

Sounds like sheā€™s dodging a bullet then.

She can do better anyways.

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Thatā€™s what they all say ā€“ untill they have ā€œThe Experience of Trollish Lickity-Magicityā€

Edit: Do you know how hard it is to make all them tribal sounds, hoots, bops, and hollars? Mouth game on point!

Well Iā€™m sure someday youā€™ll find a woman who appreciates it.

Until then, youā€™re being a creep so feel free to stop.

I haveā€¦ and her name is Skoriaā€¦ and blue goat goddess!

Darling, I was married to one man longer than your planet has held life.

Iā€™m sure you think youā€™re good, but youā€™re not good enough to match a near eternity of shared intimacy.

Iā€™m flattered, but the answer is no.

WOah, clam down Stage-5 clinger ā€“ I just want us to romp in the barn for a night ā€“ not forever and a day.

You say no know ā€“ but somedayā€¦ one can hope single tear

Goodbye my blue goat goddess!!

If you donā€™t want forever then youā€™ll never be worthy of that day.

Youā€™re young. Youā€™ll figure it out eventually.

I will admit theyā€™re cute(like a goat pet) but best women are obviously Trolls, best curves, faces and a hourglass figure thatā€™s just a sight to behold.

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I just had to go have a look and am not sure one ā€œcurves.ā€ Zandalari women areā€¦skinnier than I expected. Less Night elf and more Blood elf, if you get what Iā€™m saying?
Besides, I got this top in Zandalar and Iā€™m preeetty sure I stretched it a little.

this just in. Young troll goes after mature draenei lady. Obliterum obtained instead.

Canā€™t expect a troll to know what theyā€™re talking about.

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Eh, sometimes they know what theyā€™re talking about. This just definitely isnā€™t one of those times.