Draenei Thread: Obviously the best women

it is
people just forget to pick up a book.

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I ain’t got time for books nowadays

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than sign a petition for an audio book or feel free to ask nicely.

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What is this, some Gnomish scam?

Please put me on the list. There. You happy?

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/adds to list
There ya go, however you just gotta sign yer signature right here.
/hands papers
and you shall receive invasive images of everyone you meet in the shower (with clothes on)

Scribbles something unreadable

This is a scam!

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I wanted to hug a male draenei once. He punched me and kicked me while I was on the ground.

No…
It’s paper.
:newspaper:

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Don’t remind me about the fact that paper is just trees sliced up just so we can joke around!

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wait, what was I wearing…and you can have my chocolate!

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in that case you gotta sign more papers.
And you get the rest.

/hands a snickers

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they sure do. i need them for my vealburgers. *munch *munch mnnh this goatburger is DELICIOUS!

i say the duckface is a great new look for the draenei.

you need to get your eyes checked hun.

/waggle waggle worship

Veal is young cow.

Why are you eating tauren children?

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That same “kid” wrecked Belf’s too. Though not as badly. But he had had some practice by then. How did you floozy blow hard Belf’s fail to force yourselves to the head of the line…

this goat burger is delicious.

:grimacing:

pipe down goatface or ill make him turn your character’s face into spaghetti.