Don't worry Horde we'll save you again

Big brother is always bailing out little brother horde.

It’s a good thing we’re around to watch your back. You’ll get those training wheels off one day.

Ok Alliance you know the drill it’s time to save another Horde city and remove another warchief.

And stop asking me are we there yet. I’ll turn the army right around if you keep bugging me.

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Actually, if Jaina did not show up BFA would have been more intresting. The King and Gen dead. Their army is destroyed. That would be a better story as the NIght elf raise up and lead the alliance. Nope, we got 3 mary sue that day. That the day the killed BFA.

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It showed how incompetent Anduin and the alliance are. Who the hell shows up to the undercity vs Sylvanas without an answer to the blight? How is it that between all of them none thought of it?

Thank goodness Blizzard bailed them out with some next level plot armor to make sure Jaina came from left field for no reason to save the day

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Thanks bb :kissing:

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We don’t save the horde, we save Azeroth from Thrall’s grand plan.

The industrial amounts of salt this would cause is beyond anyone’s imagination.

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Given that they seemed to believe that Rastakhan surrendering is a thing that would happen, they apparently didn’t learn anything about knowing their enemy.

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Lol Blizzard writers made them incompetent in the first place, unless you believe these characters write themselves… if so you got a whole different set of problems.

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That was the writers giving Jaina an epic “I have returned” moment. If she wasn’t going to be there, they would have never written that entire event that way.

Even when you know somebody’s not gonna surrender, it’s good form to still offer terms, so that everybody knows it was their own fault they’re dead.

Except in the Horde apparently where we just blight people and have done with it because lol honor.

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I’m still shocked that they not only ignored the wrathgate danger inherent in the situation but ignored the big vats of blight being created in the outposts along the road to undercity. i mean big honking vats of it, churning away.

The Alliance was made to look insanely stupid because they wanted to make the return of Jaina and the arrival of the VEs all that more epic. But I will give the gnomes credit, they has some fine damn war machines present for us to use.

and they try to fix the low morale of alliance players by offering them awards to turn on warmode. lol how about this >

give us the allied races we requested back when you asked what we wanted and have been requesting since tbc.
stop hiring people to insult us at blizzcons
and write our leaders like they have more than a brain cell between them.

not asking for much.
hehe

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I mean, it’s also Blizzard plot failure to make Anduin attack the Undercity without a plan for the Blight. Next level writing right there.

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Thanks bud. I’ll keep that in mind while we’re burning down another village that you’ll pretend didn’t happen.

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nobody ever accused them of great writing

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I know, imagine if your popular characters were killed off for no reason. :neutral_face:

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Yeah horde are useless to solve their own civil wars they cause.

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Can you imagine if a fan favourite character became king and then died instantly to some no name goon and then took off to do spirit things?

That’d be awful

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Can you imagine if a character who literally defined the moral direction of your faction was killed in a book between xpacs?

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