I walk into Seat of the Primus and have these guys who look a whole lot tougher than me saluting me, calling me Maw Walker, and so on like I did something. I’m a week old and hardly did anything. Please, don’t treat me like I’m special, it’s patronizing.
Pretty accurate in real world terms. The tough, battle worn sergeant saluting the fresh out of school second lieutenant.
Have you seen the Laughing Sisters in the Druid Order Hall? They won’t leave you alone.
gives Rustwix a firm salute as he passes, then turns to his friend
Did you see who that was?! Champion RUSTWIX!! Do you think he noticed me?!
Guy that important? Nah, he’s waaay too high up there to look at people like us.
champion
Are you about to rock? Because if you are, then I have no choice.
CHAMPION
Well they would just shake your hand but you know social distancing and all.
or worse as some of the early punk (70’s) shows used to do, they would spit on on you.
Nah the Maldraaxxi guys are cooler than that. There’s even a nice plague doctor guy that will give you a mask prior to venturing into the dangerous area’s of the zone.
they even put their dog right by the door as you walk in for you to pet.
maldraxxi are awesome.
Lady…excuse me, Baroness Vashj calls me the “Master of Courts” now and I can’t tell whether or not it’s a compliment.
CHAMPYUN