Does Sylvanas smell bad?

Is she a reanimated corpse? Or is she made from some kind of ectoplasm since she’s a banshee?

Arthas had to almost kill her before he turned her into a banshee. But she looks a bit filthy now, almost corpsey.

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Possibly. You probably wouldn’t notice it surrounded by the rest of the forsaken, tauren, orcs, and trolls though.

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Her corpse was rotting on a meat wagon with other corpses when she found and reclaimed it.

She also lived in a sewer for years, filled with other rotting corpses, and is now baking in the heat of Orgrimmar.

I am betting putrid is the nicest word for how she could smell.

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She smells the same as Calia Menethil smells.

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Not sure if horde nations can tell.

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Im sure her and Nathanos could choke a buzzard with their smell.

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Alonsus Faol has a bunch of exposed bones and he doesn’t smell bad.

So I imagine Sylvanas smells great.

“The undead being who stood before the king of Stormwind was shorter than average but otherwise unrecognizable. The beard was gone. Cut? Rotted away? And the hair was dark with dried blood and ichor. He smelled like old vellum: dusty but not unpleasant. Faol had died when Anduin was a child, and the boy had never gotten to meet him.”

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Sylvanis ?
Sylvannas?
Slyvanas?
Syvlannas?
Sylvanaz?

Or Sylvanas ?

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Like a war chief in waiting?

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Is that the next step for the alliance?
You have the orc jesus as alliance.
you have the orc coward on your side.
you have tauren traitor on your side.
you have the useless blood elf leader on your side.

and now you guys want the undead on your side ?

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Oh, like bad writing.
Ew

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This is the worst kind of prejudism, the kind against me.

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Fishy…VERY fishy

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Anduin gonna marry her next expansion so not good, not terrible.

I see from your name you’re a fanatic. You will need to re-educated once we remove sylvanas and install Calia.

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Sylvanus
/lol

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Nope she smells amazing and I hope to marry her when this war thing is over.

She smells like 50,000 comic con men put into one 90 degree room for 4 hours.

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I’d rather have Sylvanas die trying to achieve her goals and become a loot bag than become an alliance boot licker like the rest.

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I know Silvanus is the Roman god of the woods and fields. Protector of the forest.