That bolvar would like, crunch like a well cooked bagette?
Or would he be like, that soft oily kinda feel that candle ash turns into?
OR
Would he be like, hard as a rock, like obsidian kinda. Like…deceptively sharp.
Basically I wanna give hiim a hug and I need to prepare myself.
No
Just to answer ur title
Same here friendo
He’s like a marshmallow held over the fire. Cwispy on the outside, but soft and delicious in the middle.
I… have concerns…
Wait so if I hug him will he like, expand like one of those stress balls?
Like, totally dude.
Potentially soft but really cold.
Bro like, your responses? Totally vibin with them dude. Like you’ve got the total 411 on this business
Like, I get it man. Far out.
Ookay I now have this image of like…peeling him like a banana. Or a marshmellow. If you peel marshmellows. But like just brushing the ash off and finding his absolutely stellar body just…waiting there…abs bursting…muscles rippling…eyes…smoldering… 
Liike, I’m not down with this anymore , man. Harshin my groove.
Charcoal briquette that’s been used three or four times. Probably crush him into dust if you squeeze too hard.
I can’t guarantee it, but I’d put money he will.
I just noticed.
OP is named after the Night Fae that gave her life for the Kyrians.
Or is it other way around?
Otherway around. I was made back in MOP BABEEEEEE
Ya girl’s been rocking nonsense since time immortal
Reminds me of this toon…my Discord is Herne The horned hunter, I was walking around Azeroth one day and Dreta messaged me asking “I thought you said you were going Necrolord what are you doing in Ardenweald, traitor?” I looked at what they had messaged and there was Lord Herne with some data mined quests and I was like…yep.
As for Bolvar, I’m gonna go with over cooked charred chicken…crispy and crackly on the outside, juicy and delicious on the inside…
'Twould be smooth to the touch I expect, though uneven and lumpy where the flames hath blasted back the melted flesh. Like misshapen glass, but pocked with searing holes wherein the fire still burns.
He probably smells like old socks wrapped in burnt leathery bacon