Do you know

The muffin man?

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The muffin man?

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the muffin man

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No, but I know the Pasta Man.

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Yes, yes I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on drury lane?

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…Depends on who’s askin’

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Yeah, that guy’s pretty weird.

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I am unacquainted with the muffin man, but I know his cousin, the cookie gnome.

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I do know the muffin man. I killed him the other day, and I was immensely disappointed when I realized he didn’t even drop muffins. False advertising if you ask me.

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Zappa knew him best…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWQb_T9_nwA ( link to Zappa 's Muffin Man on you tube)

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Yes, but I don’t like him.

Not only do I know the muffin man. I also know a bagel guy and a strudel lady. They too live on Drewery lane. It’s clearly got to be a commercial zone they are living in. I bet that’s against some rules. Lucky for them I know a guy to pay off the the guy I know that would be the guy that gets those other guys in trouble for living in a commercial zone.

Sounds like one of those neighborhoods where they measure how tall your grass is and expects you to have all your windows be not boarded up. Who wants to deal with that fuss. Clearly people living in a commercial zone illegally.

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Cookie Gnome > Muffin Man

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Cookie Gnome > ALL!!

:heart::blue_heart::purple_heart: you beanie baby Grumbles

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ikr?

this Muffin Man never gives us free treats.

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Crumb Goblins only have stale stuff. They visit the bad kids.

Well … she’s married to the muffin man.

I know the biscuit man. All me and roommate had for dinner was 3 biscuits with butter, (oven made) she wanted some and it sounded good so I had some too.

If I eat a muffin my rep with Pillsbury goes down.