Only the the bravest can handle such a tall challenge.
Who among you dares to answer the call of being a Gnome?
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Gnome way, sadly I have come up short.
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I was previously a gnome monk but used the same tech we used on grong. The bigger I got the dumberer I got.
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Those able to become gnomes are in short supply.
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I am worthy to be a gnome
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I had a gnome. Was told to delete it till problem could be fixed. Still waiting a year latter. I miss my gnome.
I tried it for awhile, but got tired of being looked up to by everybody. So much pressure!
That, and I’m pretty heavy and non-aerodynamic
/steps forward
You have my meat cleavers, pink hair, and crit-hit shrieks.
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Gnome and Pandaren are two races I would never play.
Hmm, he asks us if we have what it takes to be a Gnome, yet he is a big brown Orc…
IT’S A TRAP! All Gnomes retreat! He’s gonna punt us all!
unsheaths glaives The many slain demons in my path would begrudgingly testify to my bravery.
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I don’t have what it takes to be a gnome.
As a goblin, I am just too smart. Too pretty. And my goblin creations are just better.
I don’t have it in me to downgrade myself.
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Sure, if you consider exploding everything you create an improvement over anything a Gnome would create…
shots fired
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I mean. A blown up goblin machine at least was useful for a period of time.
A gnome creation was never useful.
relaxes in a Mechanospider mount that was built by our mechanical Gnome cousins
If you say so.
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Ah yes. The mechanospider mount, that can’t fly. That everyone got after they could fly.
Superb gnome planning.
flies around in his sky golem, which is clearly of goblin origin
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Guys, guys… you’re both wrong. Dark Irons are obviously the superior engineers for one simple reason: mole machines.
Our mole machines transport us instantly through space and time. I mean, how did you think Viking Santa delivered gifts so quickly?
Can a vehicle created by goblins or gnomes do that? No?
I rest my case.
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Any race that has mage portals and can create engineering devices that open wormholes can do the same.
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I was a dwarf, then I got better
Shh… shh…
It’s a teleporting drill that you ride inside. You can’t beat it.
It’s just… you can’t. 